If they do get this in I want to see DiceK reach back to 2007 and just throw nothing but his world famous "gyroball" or one of the other 20 or so magical pitches Theo told us about. Truth is he will probably just make the Jays look like they are competing in a walk-a-thon but just think, another start or two from this klown and the DiceK era will be over!
Hey Theo, guess what you're getting for Christmas? Can you say "Japan's national treasure"?