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  1. I love the smell of polluted river water in the evening. It smells like victory.
  2. No no no!!!! Cora stated that the Sox stats department say when JBJ is out this is the best outfield defensive alignment in Fenway. One must bow to the stat geeks. They are Gods around here.
  3. You said that very politely. Thank you for that. You know how I value manors and politeness.
  4. Waiting until the deadline also gives the Sox a chance to see what Swihart does. If an upgrade is seen as necessary at that point then try to make a deal.
  5. Oh the shame! The shame, I tell you!
  6. That's right, of course. And Butler is a 45 minute ride away. Why spend money and chips unnecessarily for 3+ months rental when money and chips are tight? If Swihart sucks donkey dicks hard that is another matter. Both Sox primary catchers were sub-Mendoza for a few months this season. The Sox kept motoring on despite their futility.
  7. Valid reason.
  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OG0a-3lIt8 For those who have no idea what the f*** we are talking about.
  9. Hahahahahahahaha!1!11 Now I remember! That was Al Frankin. The expression on Beeks was a riot.
  10. It's f***ing criminal.
  11. What are the records of Seattle and Houston vs Toronto, Baltimore, and Toronto? It would seem that these clearly superior battle tested teams should rake against the bottom teams of the east. And if they do not rake then is it possible that the bottom east team could be better than your cherry picking indicates?
  12. Then that makes him a zero win player. Works for me!
  13. Another well thought out and well written post. Good stuff.
  14. If nothing else Kimmi should appreciate your use of math!
  15. I love this post.
  16. Yes. f*** the Yankees.
  17. As Diceman would say: "Two for the price of one. I like that".
  18. Not sure what you mean. I was making a reference to the movie Trading Places where Roosevelt Beeks ends up in a gorilla suit.
  19. I know very little about getting tickets but plenty of people here will give you informed opinions. I would, however, recommend avoiding the monster seats. They are over-priced and every single one of them is obstructed view. The lower bleachers are always fun, Especially at night. I always liked the right field bowl. There is a site on-line that will show you the exact view of the field from every seat in the house. Pretty sure it is posted on Talksox somewhere. Boston can be a really fun place to visit. You should have a f***ing blast.
  20. As long as he avoids the gorilla suit.
  21. Oh but he could have done it another way and maintained a high ranking of the Sox farm system and a perpetual flow of young, cost controlled talent to Fenway!!!!!1!!! Who cares about division titles and playoff births?
  22. Meh. In keeping with an illegal migrant theme: A border control team stops some wetbacks on the border and proceeds to strip search them. They have all the men drop their trousers for inspection. One guard comes upon something he has never seen. A man with to penises. He asks the two peckered man "What do you call this?" The wetback responds "Hose A and Hose B".
  23. There you go Ted.
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