Apparently MVP isn't the only one drinking tonight. My dad wanted to try a beer so I went and picked some up, but they only had 12 packs. And apparently there's no space in the fridge and I already bought them cold, so I did the only logical thing I could do and drink as many as I can.
Just a warning, my drunk alter ego thinks he's black. So my apologies to RSFFL and UN? but don't worry, I'm not racist, I vote Democrat.
And besides, I try and be black when I'm sober anyway. Getting crunk off that sizzurp nah'mean?