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  1. This loss was so bad that I'm not even that angry. I'm just depressed. I'm sick and tired of f***** losing to the f***** Rays in close games. Can we ever f***** win one? Seriously, one f***** game. Is it too f***** hard to ask? I guess so.
  2. I really do hate my life. This isn't fair. And the worst part is the exuberant gratification from pompous Yankee/Rays fans.
  3. I hate my f***** life. I said we were going to lose the f***** game since the 7th inning. And go figure, once again, against the f***** Rays, I was right. F*** my life.
  4. Perhaps it would have served us better to underhand the ball in the 8th-9th and lose the game intentionally rather than delay the inevitable and exhaust our resources. I'm not suggesting such a tactic, but that certainly helps our odds in the near future while significantly decreasing the heartache and depression brought by an inevitable loss to a hated rival late into extra innings. Not to mention once again providing us with false hope met with unavoidable catastrophe, in addition to sparing the world from the simultaneous orgasms from GOM and Jacko that would register on the Richter Scale.
  5. Seriously, why the f*** are Yankee fans allowed on this site?
  6. Unless we're facing the Rays.
  7. Yeah, mate. We'll be able to see the sun around the time this game is over.
  8. I'm going to call that the game isn't ended on a hit. I'm forecasting a more painful evil.
  9. Can we just offer a draw and end this compulsory shaking and sweating and possible loss of control of bowel movements that's been occurring since the 7th inning?
  10. I can honestly say that I didn't see that one coming. I still think that it's a meager delayment of future heartache and depression, but that was still nonetheless impressive. Staying up to 4 am to watch the Red Sox lose to the Rays reminds me of the ALCS.
  11. Whatever happened to him, I liked his avatar.
  12. I still think this is God trying to f*** with me by dragging this game even longer so that the Red Sox loss is even more staggering and painful. The Rays should take their mojo they have over the Red Sox and package it and sell it to the other 28 teams. This is ridiculous.
  13. If we lose this (which we most likely will) can we IP ban Jacko? Please?
  14. That may be true Jacko, but Zobrist shouldn't have f***** been on base because he struck out looking 3-4 times in that one f***** at bat.
  15. I really hate the f***** Rays. Why do we always lose to these f***** a*******?? It's like every f***** time. F*** everything in my life. F*** the Rays, f*** the Red Sox bullpen, f*** Francona and double monkey f*** Nick Green.
  16. As much as I like Reddick, I wonder how much longer we're going to have a 6-person bullpen.
  17. We finally won!!!! Group hug in the shower?
  18. When was the last time Papelbon retired the first batter of the inning?
  19. Assuming no huge bullpen collapses (which may be a little much) we were another bullpen collapse away from winning 3 out of 4 from these a*******. Granted, that's not saying much since they are a s***** team who traded their best player and DL'ed another offensive threat, but things could be much worse. Hopefully this will be a sign of resilience and life coming from these previously lifeless corpses. We're a better team than most of these b****** out there, so we better f***** start playing like it or else we'll be sitting home in October.
  20. Jesus f***** Christ, I might finally be able to tell that the Red Sox were the home team in this series. Over the past few games I figured the Red Sox were the away team and the A's were home.
  21. I'd love Theo forever if he ripped his shirt off and challenged to fight his players. He'd be immortalised forever.
  22. Did I ever say that we should kick the entire team in the nuts?
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