While I usually have my conflicts with Diony in fantasy baseball, this time, I agree with him over 26 and Rhet. On one hand, I do think that 26's offers are insulting, and that if this were a real business negotiation, I would block 26 from further negotiations since it would be clear that he has no intentions of making a serious trade. 26, I think you're a good poster and a decent fantasy manager, but I disagree with your method of trade negotiations. There's winning a trade and ripping off another person, and despite what your intentions are, when you send an extremely lopsided trade it makes some people not want to trade with you at all, rather than get people engaged in deals with you.
And Rhet, when you said that you wanted a top 5 bat for Strasburg, I wanted to tell you to fornicate yourself with a tire iron. I wouldn't give you a top 5 bat for Strasburg EVEN IF you did suck my balls. Hell, I wouldn't trade Tulowitzki for Strasburg, and I don't even have Tulowitzki. That means that I wouldn't take Tulowitzki from Diony and give it to you for Strasburg, where I'd lose nothing and gain Strasburg, just because you'd be going from Strasburg to Tulowitzki. If this were a Keeper league, then the trade would maybe make some sense, but Strasburg is just starting to pitch now and will probably be on an innings limit. In addition, if I face you again, it would only be one more time, and odds are, I'd only have to go against one Strasburg start.
Good luck finding someone dumb enough to do that trade with you. I think you'd be lucky if you got a top 5 ROUND pick, let alone a top 5 bat overall.