They should bring in every player with a cool nickname, Kung Fu Panda especially. I think he'd be more fun to watch than WMB and it could make Jenny Dell's twitter feed more exciting.
I'd bring up:
Rubby - has started off hot as the sun and could be better than Doubs.
Cecchini - has an MLB eye at the plate and could boost the bottom of the order.
The team does stink. We just disagree on how to turn it around. Plain and simple. No biggie. If we all let each other vent without this place turning into a shitstorm, we'd be better for it.