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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't know, fartface and turdman are pretty vile things to call somebody.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Does the pot need stirring? I'm not ready for this to end.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://ecoki.com/wp-content/uploads/fourth-of-july-fireworks-300x225.jpg
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Get off my lawn.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Screw you, fart face.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Maybe MVP has actual real-life friends to discuss the tragedy with. And I find him hilarious.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nothing will top Doug Fister.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I really hope they peel this guy's skin right off his head, and broadcast it over the internet.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why would dating a lot of guys preclude her from being an angel?
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    She dates a lot of guys? That filthy harlot!
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    ..
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I suppose talksox should get some preemptive bail money together.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Taylor Swift is a skank? Would love to hear the explanation for that one.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ticklish?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't quit your day job.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You little dicker you.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    giblets
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, he ignored her and went down on Jeter instead.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Do that one again.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Remy's smile looks like a row of urinals at Fenway.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My mother's not fat, you poophead. College ain't gonna pay for itself.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Uh-oh. BTR/Tazawa/Vic/Bellhorn foursome imminent.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Orsillo's laugh sounds like an old fat woman having an orgasm.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It sounds like a tea kettle when those two start wheezing. Remy looks like he's constipated.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    While 8-bit Taylor Swift songs play in the background.
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