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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thought Victorino was out?
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Laal. Laal Overbay.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    muahahaha
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, we know, Nunez was playing in the shadow.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Will trollin the Yankees.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hahahaha
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Will Middlebrooks. Let me bang your sister.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    salty you f***
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol A-Wad. You wish McCarver.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm on McCarver's wiki page. Did he seriously call Jeter 'Jerek Deter' during a world series game?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    As a proFESSional! Oh and f***ing Ken Rosenthal is here. Beautiful.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I actually don't mind Joe Buck. I like Jeff Van Gundy (NBA on ESPN).
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    so ghey
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I mean he's always been a joke but McCarver's especially bad today, no? This guy needs to take a break.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh my GOD SHUT UP ABOUT WET STUFF YOU GASBAG
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    McCarver's on a roll.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Daniel Nava = soul of the Red Sox? Courtesy of Tim McCarver.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Forgot how nice day games at Fenway were.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The clown's mother sounds too stupid to be alive. I bet she thinks all 15 of those priors are conspiracies on the part of law enforcement. "No, not MY baby!! He would never!!" What gets a chuckle out of me though is that this waste sounds a lot like the realistic end result of the alpha male theory that's all the rage in PUA communities, bodybuilding forums, and like places.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He returns!
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What a worthless sack of subhuman s***. Hopefully he gets raped with a dustpan while he's locked up. Maybe one of the other prisoners could take his bloated, greasy head off with his bare hands, and punt it out of the prison yard and into a pile of horse manure. If I was Jerry obviously I'd take a little bit of time (Eckersley's scheduled through the 25th), but I'd want back in the booth ASAP to keep busy. Baseball's probably just about the only good thing in his life. But I'm not Jerry so who knows.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not a bad option to have in the back pocket. I hear soda, allergy pills, and sleep meds are a crazy combination though.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Speak for yourself.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wow, Yankees are only 51-45? Lol they're terrible. Still they'll probably win the division somehow.
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