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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And then Buch should put the car in my ass.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Buchholz can f*** me in the ass anytime he wants.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well that was uncalled for. Last time I politely give an answer when somebody asks for game results.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nope. Rays hit a walkoff.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He'll claw his way back, but he won't be Kobe anymore.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'd like to take this opportunity to let everyone know that it's 70 degrees in Austin and I haven't seen a single cloud all day.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It'll be more wide open than Kinkyjo's ******* after she pulls a cucumber out of it.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Get out.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9147857/terry-francona-gets-lost-walking-cleveland-Guardians-home-opener lol
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Little late.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Let's take a big stanley steamer right in Chen's mouth.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Now you're just screwing with him, right?
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I want to roll up a newspaper and smack you on the nose with it.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    More, you say?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nah, he can't play. Let's trade him for Dontrelle Willis.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't know, probably playing bingo or something.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    *laugh track*
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If Eck told me that the sky is blue I'd seek the professional opinions of at least 3 different universities before buying it. That's what I think of his theories.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lackey will s*** the bed eventually.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What the OP should've been.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I should have titled the thread '4/6 vs. John Lackey'.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Dammit, I opened this hoping mvp was throwing haymakers but he took the high road instead. Bummer.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    ALLAHU AKBAR! John Lackey vs. J.A. Happ. 1pm EST start time. I wonder what'll be higher. John Lackey's jersey number, or his earned runs.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Now THAT was uncalled for.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    PEDROIA YOU f***
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