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In other news the Bobcats are changing their name to the Hornets, thank god.

Draft lottery tonight.

I think the Durant scrutiny has officially begun.

Tonight is now Mastectomy Mojo.

Well one's up 3-1 and the other is tied at 2 so it's not exactly a bold statement right now.

I'm guessing the game went badly?

Yeah, so? Yeah, so? Similarly, Valverde's first big season was at age 29, but that big boy has been pretty durable if not consistent. Talking out of your ass. No they don't. Troll. Kind of like you whiffed on your barb (as usual)?

Yeah, just look how well 'big boys' like Bell, Cordero, and Valverde are holding up despite their size. They're all bigger than Papelbon by the way.

Lol I'd love to see you try to run a baseball franchise. It'd probably make last year's Red Sox look like a modest failure by comparison.

It really doesn't matter if he comes back at this point, he'd probably mess them up more than anything. The worst thing is that his f***ing brother is his spokesperson. How many times have we actually heard from Derrick? It's always Reggie Rose says this and Reggie Rose says that. Derrick Rose is a giant sopping pussy. And this is from a guy who doesn't usually call pro athletes pussies.

No one makes as little as the Heat haters (as much as I hate the term hater). Glad most of those retards cleared out of here.

I think this'll be one of those series where the favored team (Miami) falls behind 3-1 to the underdog, then wins it in seven.

Anyway those ballpark records. Since 2009 we're 6-16 in Texas, 6-14 in Oakland.

Googled out of curiosity. She's losing it.

Oh gawd, just checked the score for this. Apparently Doubront tubgirled out there.

No blown chance would be complete without that good ol' Celtics rebounding.

Hey, we're coming back! Let's shoot a f***ton of contested pull-up threes! Blow it up. Don't cocktease me Terry.

Wanna do-over on that one?

Jeff Green's a f***ing tool. Oh no, my team's making a comeback! Better shoot a dumb pull-up 3 and commit two offensive fouls (only one of which was called).

Should tonight be added to the list of failures I mentioned earlier? On one hand coming out like this at home in an elimination game is pathetic, on the other hand we're the underdog in a 2-7 matchup, and losing in six isn't an outrageous outcome for that, especially considering we were down 3-0.

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Yeah, we're a dangerous team alright. Plz blow it up.

I hope Miller steps on a lego barefoot.

Yeah Ben, wake up!

As great a win as last night was, I'm getting a kick out of all the journalists and forum voices acting like the Celtics are some undead, uber-dangerous team that can always be trusted to turn back the clock and should never be counted out. Goes to show how amazing that game 4 finals comeback in 2008 was; it's 2013 and we're still surfing on it. Seriously, the only other time besides that game we 'came back from the dead' was getting to the finals in 2010 after a bunch of bad regular season losses. In 2009 we pissed away two chances to shut the door on the highly beatable Magic, and we were sent home for it (we came out completely flat in game 7 on our court). In 2010 we s*** the bed in game 3 at home, and again in game 7 after we had a vice grip on it. 2011 we were injured and just thoroughly outplayed by Miami. Last year we took game 5 in Miami, then came back and laid an egg in Boston. Three of our last four seasons have ended because we got cocky and took games off, so I don't know where this mystique ******** is coming from. Its silly.