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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Clearly, we need sewer horse mojo: http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/vivailmanzo/SewerHorse.jpg
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm serious. Sign a fireballer in the offseason, then roll him out against these pricks in the first game of next season and have him plunk Valencia or something.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gun one of these shitheads down in our first series next year.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I hope these ****s get scurvy.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    A loss would throw me into a rage. A win would make a s***** night a little less s*****.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Tied in the eighth against these shitbricks? U serious?
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    When you're finished, post a video of you narrating it.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Are you kidding me with this ********. How does replay extract drama or controversy from the sport. If you need the umpires to bungle calls in order for your sport to be engaging then you're f***ed anyway.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How does replay suck the life out of the game any more than the umpires getting together. Just stop.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why can't be the offdays be on Thursday.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    5-6 the rest of the way gets us 97 wins. 8-3 gets 100 wins.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Implying they can't place limits on replay challenges per team. Implying replay use can't become more efficient overall. Implying that down time during a replay is any worse than down time when the umpires would blindly huddle at midfield. They could also in the first round if they skid to the finish line. What's your point?
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    One win away from a complete reversal of last season.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/770944/770944,1326894707,4/stock-vector-broom-character-sweeping-up-litter-93026437.jpg
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Devastated.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    100 posts in a game thread. What do I win?
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://peddlerofdreams.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/im-on-ur-broom-goin-2-hogwarts.jpg
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    A Webster sighting.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This dumb little montage is proof that this rivalry is fried.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Between this and his instant replay comments I'm guessing he's not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How they gonna do that, losing 3 straight in the ALDS?
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Then why didn't it hit a light fixture?
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, and... http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/94/cb/broom,funny,happy,humor,monsters,women-94cb62a966e442d522c2f406b91a6e9a_h.jpg
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Pedroia gives Girardi the two finger salute.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If the f***ing Royals leapfrogged the Yankees in the standings in mid-September, is that grounds for Yankee fans to start offing themsleves?
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