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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Fact - everyone in ESPN's booth is gay for Ivan Nova.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Napoli's beard looks like Tony Shalhoub's head.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    1,000 more pitches seen than any other team in baseball. I like. A useful stat from ESPN!
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Carp's beard looks like a poodle's ass.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    PAPI f*** you nova
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nava doubled? I DON'T BELIEVE, WHAT I JUST SAW!!
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Unless they're still applauding for 2004, Boston celebrating Rivera is unacceptable.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Buchholz is probably going to allow like 5 runs or something. So beat the piss out of Nova plz.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jesus christ. Kruk wants Soriano's dick.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Magicarp in left? Does this happen often?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Site's a ghost town.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nice pickoff.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My god this is a total Yankee slobfest. Somewhere Tim McCarver is jerking off.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Joe Girardi for manager of the year? U serious
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hopefully Time Warner behaves tonight. I'll be pissed if the ESPN feed is acting up and I have to resort to gameday.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    *insert lame Fight Club reference here*
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    ********. Steinbrenner's Coffin is the best GT title in the history of talksox.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I should try to get tickets to Minute Maid or Ameriquest for when the Sox make their rounds next year. Houston will probably be a lot easier.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I just spit water all over my shorts. Thanks a lot.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hopefully they tack on earlier when it really counts.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol without the welfare card you have nothing. Eat s***. I'm doing just fine without you, thanks.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What Koji just did is a felony in most states.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't accept public assistance.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And you would've been long gone by now if we hadn't immediately started calling you on your s***. So for tonight you're sticking around to defend your honor.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We already know your schedule. You work overtime on Yankee losses, you "just got home" when they've tied/taken the lead or are threatening to do so, and if they're rolling, you have the day off. Can't you just admit that you're a fairweather trolling cock?
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