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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Magic!
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    2 down with offense going? Yeah that sounds like the right time for you to show up and begin your routine. Gotta love jobs with such flexible hours. Because without you, I wouldn't be able to cash my welfare checks, rite?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Moar Claiborne
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    good to know
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I wish I had a job that let out right when the trolling opportunities at a rival team's forum were ripest.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Indeed. Remember, tomorrow's game is on FOX.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Middlebrooks with the power pop-out.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol Claiborne. Ur bad
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Should be 10 or 11 to 4 right now instead of 8 but whatever. Hopefully the Twins wake the hell up at some point.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Those scorch marks on the talksox home page were left by that cumsplatter jacko as he ran for the hills to finish his moving Funny how he's gone from obnoxious trolling to moping in the span of like 5 minutes.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nava whiffs, Salty with the GIDP now.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    GIDP, bet on it
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Funny, I was about to say the same thing about you and this thread.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Bases loaded, no out. Guarantee no f***ing runs score. AKA the Red Sox special.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Magicarp mojo comes to a close for tonight.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol nice throw you shitstain. Make this count plz
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    There is absolutely no excuse for Kuroda still being in this game.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If he walks Soriano I'll put my f***ing foot up his ass.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It seems like our bullpen is always dogshit anyway, outside of WS years, so that would be nothing new.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    die slowly
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh yeah, storybook ending.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Quick, everyone salt the snail.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I should just f***ing go to bed. This won't end well.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And here comes the punishment for not slaughtering Kuroda when we had the chance...
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol A-Wad. Blind as a f***ing bat.
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