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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll chalk this up to you being 14. But a dickless stump is very far removed from a pussy.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    shut up
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I hope this umpire has his dick slammed in a car door.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ugh... when can we roll out those machines and get these blind bats out of here?
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Delmon Young is the reason that squash is a slang term for head.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    erserme
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lolngoria.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Cable's down again, technician won't be here until Monday at the earliest. Drink bleach Time Warner.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What, you don't appreciate my vitriol?
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Pirates kicked St. Louis square in the balls.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh lawd, Tazawa with runners. Get the heroin.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My apartment smells like bacon. I like it.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    DFA Ortiz
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Let the flags fly?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll let Judd Apatow know that you want a spongebath from his daughters.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol, down goes Moore.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh yes oh god yes
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    god DAMMIT, YOU LEFT RUNNERS ON. DIE SATAN SPAWN.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gameday: "Matt Moore might be running out of gas..." ya don't say
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol batted around.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I feel like I owe Time Warner another special thank you. Hope somebody sets your premises on fire.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Is Joe Maddon convulsing on the ground yet?
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Someone set this inning to the benny hill theme.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    LOL jesus christ
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Earn yourself some FA money, Jacoby.
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