It seems that whenever our backs are against the wall and I lose my mind, we respond. But this team is completely dead. We lost Jeter, and now our offense is completely dead sans a 40 yr old has been in Ibanez. Assuming we complete this ridiculous collapse, we should dismember things a bit differently....
1. Find a way to get rid of ARod. I dont really care how you do it. Maybe you do it akin to what the Yankees did with AJ. ARod has 1 huge post season on his resume and a ring to show for it. His other offseasons in 04, 05, 06, 07, 10, 11, and now 12 are epically bad. Add to that the fact that he looks like a statue at 3b and appears to not give two shits about hitting to situations, I want him gone. Maybe you get someone to take on $50 mil of the $140 coming his way, but you have to find a way to move on from him. If you cannot deal him to some sucker, you have to re-sign Chavez and turn it into a platoon. Doing so might piss ARod off enough to force him into retiring or a "settlement" where he gets out of NY.
2. Decline Granderson's option. This must be done. Grandy sucks in CF, he no longer steals and he is as easy to K as a pitcher. The only way he hits is if someone is dumb enough to leave a fastball up. Everywhere else and ANYTHING offspeed leads to a K. You decline the option, offer the qualifying offer of $13 mil for 2013 and if he walks you get a pick. This needs to happen.
3. Sign Josh Hamilton. This is contingent on the ARod thing, and not the way you'd think. If we can deal ARod, then we should actually not do this and start a little offensive rebuild. If we cannot move ARod, then f*** it, we gotta do something to try and go for the now. Sign him to a huge AAV for 4-5 yrs with a drugs and alcohol clause stating that a relapse makes his contract non-guaranteed. If he sucks, follow him around with a PI, load his hotel room with booze and blow and see what happens.
4. Re-sign Ichiro. He should be cheap, he's responded well to NY and plays great D. Our defense in RF has been atrocious and our hitter out there (Swisher) sucks gigantic moose cock under pressure.
That'd leave an OF of
LF- Hamilton
CF- Gardner
RF- Ichiro
Then go out and sign Ortiz. Why the f*** not? Load up on guys who actually play well and get rid of some of the bums on this squad.