Taliesin

Ya know I love ya. Unparalleled gift of the gab...even though you're mostly F.O.S. Lugo...to get back on-topic. Ha!

Difficult days Sir Sean. Put one foot in front of the other. The only one I'd take back is Cabrera.

MJ....I KNOW you're not going to challenge me now are you? I said characters...not character. They didn't like the antics. The booze in the clubhouse...you know having fun and facial hair and all of that. Individuality. Try again.

Yeah, exactly.

Grasshopper. You may be learning.

Oh yeah...the SP sucked. 6+ innings of balls to the wall pitching is horrid. Y'all sound like whiny bitchy MFY fans. Oh right...the median age here is about 14. Gain some life experience and some actual problems and get back to me. Suck it up. You're not in Iraq...your babies aren't going to grow up to be cowboys, I'm sure your mommy still does your laundry, and guess what little one's...the good times will end. But, not this year. This team kicks ass. f***ing pansy waisted pink hats. No tolerance for the weak of spirit. Gentlemen...this is war. And, I'm a chick....f***ing wimps many of you. You lose. You win. Sometimes you win big. Sometimes you lose big. I've been through lot's and lot's of heartache w/ this team. The loss sucked...first throwing my remote of the year. But, you don't start jumping ship. You never jump ship. Grow some cojones.

Exactly. These guys are like Pravda. It's been beaten to death....but he clearly said Mine! It's like the f***ing JFK conspiracy. Or more recent...it depends on what you mean by what is is? I'm no lip reader but you can tell the H from the M pretty easily. Again....they are ballwashers to the NY machine.

Manny's having fun now. Way to go baby. And, for those bickering over nonsense.....I suggest you pay attention..because these are the good old days.

I love this team. The MFY ballwashing is almost too much to endure. Take that! Ha.

Your entire post turned into a Peanuts movie when you started comparing Manny w/ Drew. All I heard was wah..wah..wah. Watch ya some baseball from 50 years ago and get back to me. It was a horrible signing. It will continue to be a horrible signing. Pavano like in it's idiocy. Theo's man crush on the dude was bizarre and I pray...pray that I'm mistaken. It is masked by a great team with a bunch of guys w/ a will to win. Spunky (I hate spunk for old MTM fans) bunch of oldschool ballplayers and I loved the Lowell hockey check tonight. Like...f*** you. Should have could have would have kept Cabrera. Should have could have would have kept Alex G. Didn't. I can tolerate the Lugo signing. Drew. No. He's here so there you go. But now we have the Wily Mo Experiment in Right Field. Sigh. Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Won't get the reference. Nevermind. BTW...I love this team this year. They got spunk.

Another pansy move by The Fraud. Unprofessional doesn't begin to describe this guy. Little league move. Probably distracted by his busty blonde bang. Well, as long as they don't have facial hair.

He certainly didn't have his best stuff, but, and I know this is shocking, the Tribe has one of the best young hitting clubs in The Game. It ain't the Royals or the yankees we're facing. They actually have some spirit and talent. And, while not conceding...we aren't actually going to win every game for the rest of the year. I'll take 2/3 every time out. And MJ you do have a tendency to show up at opportune moments, but you have always been there through thick and thin which is more than I can say for the vast majority of your mile wide inch deep spoiled brat "fan base." But, I'm still going to bust your balls.

What? That wasn't even linear. The yayo is evil young pups. f***ing Blyleven? Sand paper and spit balls are akin to HGH? You're losing your grip SPH. A caricature of your former blustering bluster.

Ha! Far be it from me to invoke that kind of karma. No sir..yessir. These are good times and I'm happy. Read me w/ a bit of sarcasm and a dash of salt. I'm also w/ Sean, I mean Mr. Crunchy and I'm going to be reading Lupica tomorrow morning.

Melville. Fred, I've been trying to pin down your writing style and it finally hit me. Billy Budd. Not quite Hawthorne but a distinct 1800's flair. In the time before steamships, or then more frequently than now, a stroller along the docks of any considerable seaport would occasionally have his attention arrested by a group of bronzed mariners, man-of-war's men or merchant sailors in holiday attire, ashore on liberty. In certain instances they would flank, or like a bodyguard quite surround, some superior figure of their own class, moving along with them like Aldebaran among the lesser lights of his constellation. That signal object was the "Handsome Sailor" of the less prosaic time alike of the military and merchant navies. With no perceptible trace of the vainglorious about him, rather with the offhand unaffectedness of natural regality, he seemed to accept the spontaneous homage of his shipmates Herman could throw down some hyperbolic analogies. Oh right..on topic. Not one to upset the baseball gods, but clearly this Red Sox team is infinitely superior to the sewer rats in the Bronx. Mercenary roger or no mercenary roger. They ain't got "IT"...not now. Not this year.

I'm not sure which one of you is the bigger fool. I will bestow the duel idiot prize for the evening...otherwise known as the 5/23 I've had 3 Vodka Tonics and 4 beers moron of the night award (and it is prestigious) to either one of you. You decide where you pick it up. I'm more concerned I'm arguing w/ 13 y/o's.

Exactly. The sky is falling. Pounded Wake might be a tad of an overstatement. 200 million should buy you more than a few HR's and 6 runs. Sox lost that game more than the MFY's won it. I'll try to stop biting my nails in fear. See...1920's silent film w/ the heroine cowering. I will mention...well just because I'm cranky and I hate to lose against that damn team. Our fearless prognosticator and ever eternal optimist and subtle instigator is exactly 44 games behind 1st place in our fantasy league.

Pink Hat

He also had a notorious predeliction for the white goddess and a guy I knew at the time was w/ him partaking of this particular vice for 2 days straight prior to the 87' Leonard match. This is the same guy who walked in on Hagler banging his girlfriend in their Brockton apt. He quietly left the building.

Time to renew your subscription to JEMS MJ. This is beyond basic soft-tissue injury terminology. It's taught in EMT class for lord's sake.