Mr Crunchy

crisp is a good center fielder who could possibly hit 290 if he develops some patience and could lay off the splitter..hes our man if elsbury gets moved to minneapplolis

some ass clown on board was arguing about the merits of ted ginn jr to me last year as we were featuring reche caldwell. ""the pick we get for deion branch can be used to get a guy like ted ginn jr"" miami needs to move down for a couple of solid picks when youre winless 1 man wont turn it around,they need an oline and they need some playmakers on defense.

why have a hall of fame without pete rose? he didnt cheat he gambled bill mazeroski is in the hall of fame and jim rice isnt?

someone oughta tell tim that his girl didnt get her tits from the good lord and that if he intends to raise his children on rain water breast milk and liver popsicles he may need to find another mate

a - 15 fraa? unreal and now i wonder how after 40 f***ing years of watching baseball i have survived without knowing what FRAA is....but consider... this is a guy who didnt know what vorp was till a year ago. thank christ i found this place. my life was a circle jerk and lacking definition till then. i do remember carney lansford won the batting title playing 3rd for us the year we dumped him(82?) and brought in an older rookie named wade boggs. boggs turned himself into a decent 3rd baseman thru endless effort and may have beem the most consistant left handed base hitter in the last 45 years. do you guys ever get laid? ( tommy banged a drill sgt in jamaica so i can vouch for him) better question did the sabremetrics guys ever get laid.....by women?? i find these stats as appealing as the salary cap issues in football but in their context theres always a tidbit of info i can pull out chris carter wont be playing baseball in boston next year and i dont think the twins or anyone looking for mlb talent are interested. maybe the yanks as theyre using giambi and meintxxxxx? if he was any good at all the dbacks wouldve kept him because the kid can hit a ton. with his offense being solid the only thing holding him back is his glove and can it be that bad?? ya hes terrible his defense is so f***ing putrid i think zona was using mark grace at 1st arent they?? i know tony clark was playing 1st there and we waived him when?? 02-03?? too bad he cant catch id like to see youk get some more time off as he fades later in the season and seems overworked...we have had a ton of guys who can mash yet cant get to the next level im not privy to his swing or his hip placements or his avg with runners on i do see #s that are mlb ready even if theyre pacific league #s but its the glove that will keep him poor and humbled.. what did the scouts and sabremetrics guys say about carlo pena last year??

this could be their 1 problem down the stretch laurence maroney isnt a reliable back and heath evans couldnt gain 100 yrds if he were on the field alone and we know faulk fumbles a lot. the bad weather is just as good as a tuff defense the pats throw and throw and throw and when they cant throw what happens then?? are they going to be able to run when they need 3rd and 3 in a raging blizzard with 50mph winds? this is my worry

after going against ne,it seems the following week their victims appear very flat the ravens got bitch slapped

i dont get this question? 2 young men 1 of them muscled his way into the starting lineup at the end of the pennant race the other won a rotation spot by default 1 guy did very well 1 guy was average both were very exciting but its like comparing a cadillac against a dump truck both have their value but in different ways. hughes# from last year 2007 5 3 13 13 0 0 72.2 64 39 36 8 29 58 0 0 0 4.46 these are jon lester like #s almost to a T. wouldnt a better comparison be against a pitcher like lester while comparing elsbury against a cabrerra? would you trade cabrerra and hughes for elsbury and lester? i take the pitcher in this scenario 99.9% of the time but this is boston circa 2008 and i like our staff as well as the depth of the staff all day

walpole mass todd collins for the record folks i like him better than jason campbell and he certainly produced better #s the skins may have found someone the bears as well it took both starters getting ko'd before the scoring began

In 2006, the foundation did not give away more than $5,090 despite a fund-raiser that collected $368,000. sounds like hes a thief as well as a choke anyone drop a dime to the IRS or DOT yet? the thing hes got going for him here is hes more feminine than leona helmsley

he sucks mark left a great job in worcester for a decent job here in town then he got axed after 6 months,today is his last day so im waiting by the phone in case he needs bail he is shall i say,a disgruntled employee at this hour the 1 thing this guy does right is work but even the bio tech industry has its ups and downs i guess i was over his house last night sipping a rather disappointing scotch while watching the football game if he sobers up long enough i will send your regards.

how does david ortiz sleep at night knowing that jd drew makes more money than he does? he sleeps cause he has a pillow stuffed with c*notes and another 2M per doesnt matter at this point

wake does his job and is very useful in that role 175-200ip 4.5 era and stretches of invincibility as well as misery we missed him badly in 05 and his absense last year effects the rotation roles for short money hes a bargain

06 08:25 PM Dec 06 08:25 PM INET / -1 Dec 0607:04 PM NFL NFL PARLAY (2 TEAMS) [102] WAS REDSKINS -3-110 [102] TOTAL u39½-110 (CHI BEARS vrs WAS REDSKINS) 50.00 / 130.00 someone needs to dick punch lovie smith for f***in me on the above parlay fg? 30 seconds left on the 4 and he kciks the fg?? indicitive of my season under 39.5 24-13 and he takes the 3.....cockmuncher

the sox havent had a lefty stud since hurst left after 88 this isnt bruce hurst this is the best lefty in the game and a guy who has a 1.20? career era in the bronx and its not as if hes 35 and its not as if hes coming back from injury either. is it a gamble? ya its a gamble so was signing pedro martinez to a 7 year deal as we watched his bigger brother ramones shoulder fall off.... i guess the diff is we are on top now,have a legit ace in becks and a solid supporting staff we hold the cards and these problems are problems i used to dream of having.

rex grossman shattered records at florida gino torretta won a heisman and alex smith was the 1st or 2nd pick of the 49ers a couple years ago with an 11-0 record at utah with the same coach in essentially the same offensive package. if tim tebow attempts 25 carries a game in the nfl he will be breathing thru a respirator by week 2.... im not saying he cant be effective,he can be if he can throw an 18 yard out with some velocity but the book is still out on what kind of nfl qb he can be... to me hes got a lot of vince young in him which is a good thing but mentally he will be challenged the 1st time he meets a nfl safety thats his size and has very bad intentions. im open minded i want him to succeed

vorp is predicated on offense how do you factor in calling a game or calming a pitcher down with vorp? how do you factor jorge posada's fear of blocking the plate into these stats? what kind of vorp raise did tek get when he bitch slapped arod in front of 25,000,000 people watching on tv that saturday afternoon in 04 that turned our season and the legacy of our franchise around for all of eternity? vorp is nice.... but like most #s,they can be deceptive and misleading.

tavares ate up some huge innings for us last year i like the guy he has a tendency to blow his top,nobody can really dig in on him because hes a bad inning away from some serious observation at bridgewater state hospital... i cant help but like that guy on my team

tebow wins the heisman this and next year but how many white running backs get drafted? he hasnt done enough with his arm just yet but if he can indeed throw at the nfl level he will be the real deal. mcfadden will be an nfl superstar and would look very good in foxboro next year scary isnt it? the 49ers will have the 1-2 or 3 pick i feel/ we get it...wow

great the next deal he signs should include a muzzle and a letter of apology to all the iraqi gold star mothers for backing corkey bush in 04..

is 04 that long ago? do we need to revisit how bitter and jealous pedro martinez was when curt took the spotlight away from him??I AM NOT A #2 PITCHER I TAKE A BACK SEAT TO NOBODY said the best pitcher i have ever seen in my life. this isnt to say that becks wont handle a santana on the staff he had lots of comptetiion in florida when they had burnett penny and pavano with no issues that i know of the problem that may occur is he may want to discuss a new contract,a very expensive new contract.....that he earned by the way... after going 5-0 and being the best pitcher in the game it may be diffiucult for him to accept 1/2 the money or less than 1/2 of what santana gets. he is after all,human the longer this drags on the older carl pohlad gets did you know that carl pohlad won a bronze star and a purple heart....in the civil war? kidding but he owns those medals he was also recruited to play football at usc by........bing crosby

razor fights?

assume away kei igawa is waiting

hhm i dont think ny has closed the door on him

he must be a f***ing jerk then 1 summer theyre discussing the best right handed hitter in our lives for him 18mos later they trade you for much less of course they do have specific needs at C but come on this guy must be a real cock