Mr Crunchy

im trying to remember who told me that they were working out and jim rice stepped on the next treadmill and put in a steamy german bukkake film to run with. that would be somewhat intimidating a huge black man watching bulbous erections drenching blonde girls with bad teeth?

we gave up casey fossum and brandon lyon for schilling. the sox have had great results from the farm,traded for their stud pitchers and signed dicek to compliment the rotation... its as deep as theyve ever been in pitching and the reason we won the world series and are likely to be back there in october. damn its nice looking down

mitt romney will lead us workers back to the land of milk and honey what is up with the schools these days? Mlk day is monday which should be moved to the day after the superbowl but they have an inservice day today? another 4 day weekend 2 weeks after the xmas holiday? what the f***? theyre already up and at em sliding down a hill of snow slush and ice onto the river at 7am. ya' the river aint safe,nor remotely but i believe the element of surprise is essential in a childs upbringing and nothing will shock you more than falling thru the icy charles river at 7am on your day off. this will teach them how to rely on each other and perservere under less than stellar conditions. yes ive been father of the year candidate 12 years running

my dad was an ibew stewart and was a real prick to the company on safety issues he was an electrician he left a foundry gig here making 85.00 a week for a 50.00 a week gig with ma bell. these were hard men back in the day they went out on strike for a year in 68.......talk about iron balled men?? these guys didnt start getting paid till the 80s and these men took the hit for the new guys who would sell their souls for an extra .25c an hour. the american labor movement needs some restructuring if not some violent confrontations. can you imagine an enron happening up here? there would be blood all over

i got a friend who lives in conn called dinkweed his grandfather invented glow sticks and he and his siblings get 10K on the 1st of every year as a gift.... as rician points out some people arent capable of basic math despite spending 200K getting educated. i'd like to gut out my cellar and sink a pool in there with my connections in the construction industry i can get it done real cheap and if i stop going to the coffee shop in the morning i can save 18.45 a week and apply it to the pool fund!!! it seems to me the more people have the more they want and money is never an issue anymore because of plastic credit lines. and i think back to my dad being out on strike with the phone company back in the 70s and my mother denying us our 10cent a day allowance because of the financial crisis we were going thru??

good to see some common sense out here the average joe has been taking it in the ass since that f***ing dolt reagan deregulated the banks(and the oil companies).... its a fact americans are too f***ing stupid to be allowed to bank in a world of sharks if the neil bush/silverado/ clinton/hubbell whitewater related s&l scandals of the 80s didnt wake people up to the unmitigated greed and consequential stupidity of the banking industry then maybe the tyco/enron/you name it scandals shouldve got congress off their collective asses and start publically hanging the andrew fastows.dennis koslowski's of the world maybe this latest lending crisis will prompt some new regulations as we,the people cannot tolerate any more of banking stupidity. or maybe we can focus on mlb and its steroid issues as we get bent over the kitchen sink while jamaal goes balls deep in your keyster then your wallet... ya im sick of it people who are for limited government and the deregulation of banks are failing to grasp the essense of the ignorant people...... 25 years into the game the deregulation of banks isnt a success.. its a f***ing middle class catastrophe how many banks are left in this country? 4?? YES I DO KNOW BETTER THAN THEM... jim are you saying if i have 7k in monthly obligations and make 60k a year i got issues? f***in a right crime pays....sometimes my 94 neon that i met wells with back in 04 is still burning up the roads and the 03 chevy ventura that i bought brand new for 15,8 with roll down windowns and no options got paid for in full back in 05....i keep the van insured but the car wasnt worth 200.00 when i bought it back in ....i dont remember when i bought that s*** box but ive hated every moment ive spent in it and i still cant kill the bitch.... and mitt romney,the man who says he has automobiles in his blood,just won in michigan and he won according to the experts, on issues..... flint michigan has the infant mortality rate of bangladesh inner detroit a pathetic display of urban blight and they,the poorest,most suffering sunsabitches in the nation outside east st louis reach out to ward f***ing cleaver?? a union bustin corporate raider who was one of the origial architechts of the 39.5 hour part time work week....and they voted for him based on the issues.... when he was watching his father walking with dr king at the grosse point yacht club 40 years ago old willard mustve made a lot of friends... sometimes you pray that people get a break guys you beat like a drum on the pool table or the card table or on the football games deserve a break and you feel like its their turn to be blessed. then i remember psalm 69 as written by dr danielo d'amico ""f***em where he eats"" so to the good people of michigan mange quoi

they need to get to serious and tend to things that are more important. we're fighting 2 f***ing wars and are possibly on the verge of a 3rd. oil has tripled ceo's can run a company into the ground,get a 200M parachute while the pension funds are bankrupted,raped and left empty. we have the biggest housing crisis since the 30s and the market lost 1500 points since october and congress is going to get to the bottom of the most pressing issues facing americans citizens.... whether or not roger clemens or miguel tejada used steroids over 5 years ago? my God this country need an enema and its citizens a f***ing bitch slap back to reality in a hurry.

peyton manning beat rex grossman last year in the superbowl. grossman was the worst qb ever to play in the big game since norris weese came in against dallas back in the days of craig morton and the orange crush. outside that victory the boy is a career underachiever when it comes to winning and dare i say grossman was responsible for more colt points than manning was in that game. 1 1st down last january and we would be discussing manning in the same terms as dan fouts...he got his,the league is happy and now he can get back to his more productive career making commercials in hollywood with the other bag biters.

luca did you like t/o when he invited 200 media members to his house to watch him do situps? or the episode where he either tried to kill himself or took 25 advil by accident? he is brittany spears with less body fat , better hands and a better grasp of reality. as far as curt goes...i remember this gem when addressing the massachusetts media on the eve of the world series which had been denied us since our doe boys were fighting in the f***ing ardennes and babe ruth was the best lefty in the game, schilling said that he would give the world series to st louis with no reservations providing george bush got reelected over john kerry... how very refreshing i thought to myself.. wow.. how refreshing to be so blatantly hostile to the city who absolutley adores you. hes commited to the GOP cause and he doesnt care that lil george is as popular in massachusetts as a case of syphillis,curt likes george and he isnt afraid to say it out loud despite 10,000,000 people in new england that would carve an organ out of their mother with a shrimp fork to see a world series victory... how very refreshing to see a man who has 100M in the bank vote GOP i thought. and now hes with mccain The man i want to be president...... memo to curt shut the f*** up this time and our guy may have a chance. bush went 0-for6 in new england despite curt being too busy to celebrate the world series victory so he could campaign for bush up in alabama on ice(nh).... its a free world and i certainly dont begrudge a man for speaking his mind. i have no issues over his politcal stance either..i have gop friends,i am close to people who think dick cheney is a closet liberal so i know the talking points very well. however he tends to step on his own tongue and say things so way over the top i suspect hes the most hated man in baseball with the possible exception of barry bonds. now despite bonds being a vile ********** of a human being,schillings mouth made the baseball world as well as some media members actually sympathetic to bonds plight... get it? he made people feel sorry for bb,not everyone, but people who may have cheated on their taxes and their wives... you know who you are out there. (every man with a penis who works). my point is simple if your mouth is capable of making barry bonds a sympathetic figure in the world of sports you are therefore convicted of being a f***ing jerk and should be muzzled. this is my stance on curt schillings mouth and i pray that his ALS and Melanoma work continue with the utmost success and he wins 18 games and leads us to another title.

so do terrell owens and barry bonds and theyre f***ing jerks as well but indeed interesting

grant runs for 200 yards in 6 inches of snow mike holmgren is a f***ing disgrace allowing this guy to beat him up so bad when he was 1 play removed from the waiver wire nice game by favre anyone see tony romo today...he morphed into jeff george in the 2nd half is peyton in hollywood today working on his more successful career? bwahahahahahaha lots of upsets and intrigue

on the field i adore him as the patron saint of rubber and grit 30-35 starts a season and a few in october hopefully off the field he should be kept inside the monster like the gimp from pulp fiction,complete with black mask and red rubber ball is optional. ""well he cheated on his taxes and he cheated on his wife so..."" come on man shut the f*** up about the personal s*** i think roids is fare game but the irs and adultery s*** is over the top... can you imagine how many guys in his own clubhouse winced when they heard that bomb on the radio without provocation?? you have virile millionaires far away from home with a herd of women chasing then down every nite in every city..a lot of these guys arent faithful and would be taken aback by such personal s***

Schilling has a lifetime pass from me for giving up pitching with in his sutured ankle in 2004 well luca i couldnt have said it better but i too have started threads bashing this guy for his opinions in my world of team sports guys like schill come in 2 flavors they got the big mouth and they dont back it up or they got the big mouth and back it up the latter are few and far between and schill has been the best money pitcher since babe ruth here in boston..when he came here he did that ford commerial announcing he was coming to boston to end an 86 yr old curse. he put the pressure on himself and delivered he wins 20 during the year and game 6 in the bronx under the most amazing conditions he made dreams come true at the possible expense of his career and thats commitment my friends. but the mouth and the personal s*** he says about other ballplayers is nauseating me and i suspect his manager as well as a few teamates.. hey i can deal with the ******** providing hes still pitching well but there are going to be a lot of happy people when he finally does lose it or packs it in.

hey whats a fine piece of american woman doing in a place like this after 12? mike barnicle the street reporter from lincoln.....he wouldve starved to death if it wasnt for his brother and when i hear him from time to time on the radio i can see his smugness thru the dashboard... christ i hate him and the false way he presents himself im not a radio guy anymore but i did like to listen to jay go off from time to time howard stern reminds me of the over protected kid with asthma and glasses id match my whack pack with his all day long

the twins offering 20per is a smoke screen unless he gets a no trade clause which he wont carl pohlad is a disgrace it makes me wonder why he is involved in the game at all he brings all the passion a man could generate say watching rosie and starr jones finger jamming each other thru spandex....(i just puked in my mouth a little) not knowing for sure but id venture to say hes the richest man in baseball or top 5 minimum... hes got liriano coming back and a decent lineup offensivley he could conceivably contend if the leftys dominated as they did in early 05 and their pen overachieves.... hes got to keep santana thru july and if theyre in it give him his 100/4 then dump him in the offseason if they must to pack it in now when theyve got some legit potential to contend would be a f***ing for the twins fans and to the 24 other teamates.

mj you like the new blood? these guys are lacking a lot of things but credibility is the big 1 thats been mia they may not need a helmet to navigate the office but they reek of inexperience and act like spoiled little shits did i read that santana turned down 80m/4 by the twins? thats ballsy for a pitcher and tells us that he dont intend to be in minny that much longer

it is what it is would you have prefered hawaii in there? usc beat nobody and lost to stanford for gods sake... why are they felling shafted? georgia should shut the f*** up,theyve won 1 big game in 10 years and it was against hawaii.. everyone wants a playoff but the big 10 and pac 10 officials id like to see college football year round myself but theyre student athletes so its essential they get back to class. as far as bc beating nobody? they beat clemson gtech and va tech on the road nobody in the acc will do this next year it may not happen in 5 years even 10 i dont think many teams can match that kind of success and i will agree with you in saying va tech was overrated,very overrated and bc was too for the most part. you cant make apple pie with lemons it is what it is. what about oklahoma losing to west va who lost their coach the same week? or worse,what about west va losing to pitt as a 30 point favorite that nite?. some teams peak at the end of the year michigan looked as good as anyone new years day,they beat up florida. the illini blow dogs,milford high beats them by 2tds but they beat ohio st so they get the rose bowl.... i can make a case for 20 teams that could qualify for a playoff format this season where do we draw the line there? is georgia supposed to supplant tennesee as a candidate? should hawaii been there at all despite having 12 wins? i dont know what the bitching is about if youve been watching over the years you come to grips with the imperfections that coincide with the bcs,some team feels shafted most every year but the fact is if we picked a team in august and a team in january then lsuwouldve been the pick then and now... maybe usc would get a nod or 2 but lsu looked like the best team i saw all year. how many losses would usc have in the sec? it was a great year for college football seems like every top 25 team in the nation along with each league had a taste of top 3 rankings at 1 time or another and the upsets just kept a coming... i love college football despite its obvious flaws,i already miss waking up to corso herbstreit and fowler on saturday mornings and the ensuing 12-15 hours of action that follow.. god help me i do love this game and it wont matter to me if they scrap the bowls for a playoff format or not...if theres a game on im watching.

i wouldnt give them the satisfaction of watching the story as far as taping the call goes it was the among the worst decisions this texas idiot has commited. you have a guy on the phone that just cost you millions in ad money as well as your reputation as well as embarassing you across the country and you engage in polite dialogue with this man?? are you s***ing me?? how about ""hey brian why are you lying about me"" or ""hey when your 15 minutes of fame is up why dont you go back to mitchells crew and tell them the truth"" no none of that which leads me to believe that raja isnt that angry with mcnamee and if he isnt angry at mcnamee then he isnt innocent no innocent man would exchange 17 minutes of ******** with the guy who just hung him up on the cross

lsu was the best team i saw this year without a doubt they beat 3rd ranked va tech by 45 they beat ohio state badly and it couldve actually been worse if there were a playoff format im convinced they win that scenario as well they had lots of balance on both sides of the ball and once again the midwest teams just cant keep up with the southern kids down field all man coverage and ohio had no answers congrats to the tigers they earned it

i didnt hear clemens ask mcnamee for a retraction in that 17 minute phone call anyone else?? are we missing something?? clemens is on the phone with this guy for 17 minutes and doesnt scream holler threaten or demand a retraction?? this is the guy who was throwing sandwich rolls at george kimball and the guy who threw a broken bat at piazza why didnt he attack the trainer and demand a retraction??

i believe clemens of course i believe clemens,inspite of him leaving the sox to pitch closer to his family in texas and for a contender i have no reason not to believe him now.. my god there are people who will believe him but none have their own teeth

i am not nostradum seattle again and up 14

back earlier in the year the skins coaches gagged late in the game by calling a t/o when they had none and instead of buff kicking a 50+ fg to win they were inside 40... inexcusable and so very unbecomig of a joe gibbs squad now look at them this is the 2nd best coach ever in my opinion and his half time adjustments are better than anyones.... so we have holmgren and the hawks up 13 and getting the ball to start the 2nd half should be a safe ride into the next round you wouild think right? ya well the hawks are reeling now seattle is down 14-13 and just escaped a blown kickoff return with the skins kicker shanking a 30yrd bunny...down the stretch we go and in a 1 point game i'll take gibbs and his inferior team against the hawks at home.... coaching in the nfl is far and away more essential than in any other sport some guys are perrenial contenders and some guys cant win with the deck stacked in their favor time and time again schottenheimer was the best coach in nfl history between august and xmas come round 2 of the playoffs the man turned into a craven fairy and no matter what his decisions were,be it conservative or aggressive play calling he'd be wrong. bud grant won 4 nfc titles and lost 4 superbowls marv levy 4 afc titles and went winless but in fairness to marv the only 1 he really shouldve won was against the giants in 91--the other 3 he was a huge dog in.. dungee won last year but with rex grossmans play it was easy he left tampa and they got over the hump the following year. he was a candidate for the gag award till then bill cowher got the monkey off his back but he had the luxury of jeremy stevens and mike holmgren on the other side of the ball that year. chuck knox was in a shitload of nfc title games with the rams and never got to the big game seattle went in and is up 7 skins by 3 in ot i predict and i like the steelers at home tonite good luck to all

i dont think it taints the yanks legacy ha taint anyways the reality is they won without the raj in 96 and 98 and they wouldve won without him in 99 and probably in 00(his best post season game was the 15k outing against seattle) despite my utter detest for the yankees i cant deny them their rightful place back then they were the best

stoops maybe the most overrated coach in the country for all his success the last 3 bowl games hes giving up 50points per game 50 how do you get outcoached by a team who didnt have a coach? f***him last nites game was another coaching mismatch we have the va tech hokies who ran the ball very well against the nations #1 rush defense in bc and last nite their white qb sean glennon was feeding the j hawks secondary as if he were playing for them frank beamer resents offense and usually coaches accordingly last nite he opens it up and got his ass handed to him ku's wideouts were very effective in finding the soft spots in the zones and neutralized va techs athletic advantages,especially in the speed department great win for ku and that fat dago coach has a fan over here. great win for ku