Mr Crunchy

sounds an awful lot like roman polanski's defense when he got caught with 12 year old natasha kinski errr she is ahh from my home in roman ahh she she she is a friends daught...... she;s ahhhh HEY SHE SHOWED ME AN ID GODDAM IT DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM raja clemens the shameless fraud will be dried up and tossed out like the texas s*** bag he is and the more he speaks the worse it gets for him

all of a sudden I'm a Wolverines fan. most chicks from michigan smell like steamed hot dog water nice effort from the sooners last nite tom did you get involved in the bad money line?? they had ou +340 on the money....i got cornholed badly there

she was probably at a .30 when she posted bill.... based on tolerance the .08 law is extreme ********. there are men i work with who are so timid in the car theyre dangerous to everyone involved on the road.. yet on friday night they'll have their 3 zimas and be shattered and want to go clubbing 08 applies to them.... i also work with people who will leave here,drive to the bar at 5 and pound booze till 2am then bback on the job at 630am smelling like midnight on the volga,no doubt theyre legally drunk.... maad and the defense attorneys along with the d.a.'s have made dui a joke under the constitution nobdoy will stick up for fairness in a dui bill they dont want to be seen as being sympathetic to drunks.... this is for the younger men out there if youre under the cops flashlight at 130am and even remotely think youre over the limit dont take the breathalyzer,judges refuse to take it because they know its unreliable,cops wont take it for the same reason....just open your window wide enuff to pass your license and registration to the gestapo who are looking out for your best interests when they pull you over at 130am....

i heard of these contests and thought they were cool until a friend in the airforce lost a bet and was given an avatar of a man in a USAF tshirt blowing another guy that was priceless

outside the michigan victory everything else went as usual the wac has no business at all playing in bcs games i know boise beat ou last year but i still dont care the rainbows went 12-0 yet were so physically dominated by georgia i was embarassed for them...tonite i think the sooners get even for last year,if you gamble lay the 7 and thank me tommorow why are these coaches bolting before bsc games? wva would be more appealing if rodriguez didnt leave them in a pile of s***

im not a francona guy but last year was his best the ability to manage a club house with curt schillings mouth and manny ramirez head along with josh becketts ego and jd drews menstrual issues cant be easy,then you mix in the kids,essentially release crisp to the dogs for a rookie then go 11-3 in october is ok by me

no i am making a point that cell phones soon will overtake dui's as the biggest threat on the highway yet the punishments arent nearly in the same ball park but im also not comfortable with the way the law and justice is handed out either... also why in Gods green earth do you lose your license to drive by refusing a breathalyzer? isnt that akin to self incrimination? ""YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT"" also means you dont have to admit or submit to any oral written or physical requests from the police department. last i understood you didnt have to incriminate yourself under the constitution. i guess the constitution doesnt apply to suspects in dui's it does to people accused of raping children or an old lady in ft lauderdale who refuses to acknowledge shes too f***ing senile to drive after she wiped out a 16 year old girl cutting hair on commercial blvd by mistaking the gas for the brake.....or the lady in framingham who drove thru whole foods and took down a sheet of glass that chopped the legs of a women who was buying baking goods for my daughters softball league.. no,the women who commited these heinous offenses were given a quilt and a glass of water for their ""accidents""....******** i say,string their asses up just like the pimple faced kid who kills his date on prom nite....f*** all of them.... i had a cousin killed new years eve in the late 80s drving home at 6pm after getting his chinese food...""paul why are going home so early"".....I REFUSE TO BE OUT ON THE ROAD WITH ALL THE DRUNKS TONITE...good reason paulie,happy new year.... of course it didnt stop the woman with ford bronco from rear ending him and sending him into the bridge abutment under route 140 killing him before his food hit the floor.... dead is dead is dead as far as im concerned the method of death is certainly an issue but when your mind is altered with booze or a joint or senility or other distractions you are just as guilty of manslaughter as far as im concerned...isnt this common sense? when you take the keys to a 2000 lb machine theres a binding contract with society that you accept before you turn the key...once you turn that key youre telling the world you're capable of driving safely... anyone from my area remember matty fino? driving home from a steak house with his girl when a guy came over the yellow line and shellacked him.....the guy and his wife and her 8month old fetus killed on the spot.... the guy was drunk so was matty matty got 30 f***ing years,10 for each heartbeat,beacause this guy hit him... the law read something to the effect that if youre on the road drunk its your fault no matter what the circumstances....is this justice as well?? its easy to point fingers at drunk drivers but everyone who is impaired should fall under the same umbrella

and why do so many ex yankees find themselves in front of the judge or st peter due to their recklessness they all should have bumper stickers that read BILLY MARTIN'S DRIVING SCHOOL and that includes the up and coming pilots

thumper brings up a good point and i support his get tough stance on dui's theres really no excuse heres a few more that should be put to death due to selfishness and stupidity (1)anyone commiting an accident while talking on a cell phone should be flogged publically (2)anyone trying to text or read a text message and causes an accident should be blinded (3)anyone over 75 who mistakes the gas for the brake should be shot in front of their children and grandchildren within 24 hours of conviction to ensure justice gets done before the grim reaper delivers.. happy new year

i understand my concerns for my yank friends will be when theyre 8 out on 6-1 with chamberlain in columbus being brought up to go every 5th day because phil hughes isnt all that and kennedy is a cross between kei igawa and carl pavano

johan santana has a 1.2 era in the bronx? thats an upgrade thats an upgrade over everyone not named jesus christ...or juan pena

it really is jb as a teenager you could see he had all the skills but he had a speech problem and a skin issue that made him rather shy...by the time he was 17 he was getting more ass than a toilet seat and was brimming with confidence,not so today... his dad and i arent close as we once where but im told by mutuals the kid has some psych issues that he hasnt yet resolved since he got hurt and hes indeed struggling with his confidence at the plate. as you pointed out a 2 month gig in pawtucket would be great for him,great for the pawsox and potentially a great fill for the big club hes got so much upside it would be nothing short of a tragedy if he couldnt make it back

the gnats got to joba last year when it mattered that was great tv,it was better than the gross out show where the guy would drink 500 y ear old egg nog or eat out of a s***** diaper but anyways, hes probably seeing them every time he looks at a baseball these days ahhh the bugs....ahhhhhhhhhhhh i cant see ....please help me.... hopefully he goes into the pen and girardi has him burnt out by august. they need their starters to show up this year or this kid will be at 100ip before the allstar break....pette and wang are decent,if not at least consistant,hughes and kennedy are very questionable yet promising.. they''ll have to shine for the yanks to have a pop,mussina is a broken man,he should go teach aloof and arrogance 101 somewhere where pretentious deep thinkers congregate,maybe over at leslie college or perhaps amherst is a good fit.. he cant pitch anymore the yanks are 1 stud arm away from being as good as we are on paper but they do have alex rodriguez,the man who will bring your rising star back to earth every october it seems.

i know his dad very very well,a real tuff guy its too bad because when he broke out all the old paisans were comparing him to dimaggio and if you watch him run its eery he fell off everyones radar over the last couple years. the redeeming quality i saw in him was his speed,,burgeoning power and great sense on tracking down flies....he will become a better hitter and god knows what hed do in a legitimate lineup where he wont be the only dangerous bat.. tampa has improved offensively,as jayhawk said,they aint paying young rocky 6M to sit behind someone else. its a win win move if the price is right and the man can still play.

the skins had a couple of boneheaded moves that cost them games late that game against buffalo was sickening

the were playing to score and brady was forcing everything the fins play us tuff all the time it seems. buffalo blew that game today,eli is 1 and done in the playoffs greenbay got throttled in the 2nd half. it dont mean s*** outside of bragging rights joe gibbs is the 2nd best coach ive seen and his guys are playing real well now you dont want to have to get by him tavraes jackson...come beat me.... he sold out for the run and the vikes had no answer till late. gibby won 3 sb's with 3 guys who were journeymen,hes a tuff out indy and jaxonville are clicking,jaxonville remains under the wire,they need playoff success of some sort to vindicate a great regular season tamoa and seattle are 5 win teams in the afc and im sincere in this dallas is good the pack are having a great year too but the rest of the league eats it

i pride myself in the fact that the head of the ladies for george wallace auxiliary can appreciate how much i give i give till it hurts sometimes i find myself hurting because i give so much. i can no longer feel your pain,i can mereley absorb it (saw that on a movie last night)

you dont believe him jimma?? bwhahahaha this boy is legitimately nuts he aint fakin this

tony allen should get a grip as well theres just no excuse fouling inside that frame with the game on the line and that prick with the rock

couldnt happen to a nicer man hes in a place that none of us ever want visit and if he has any sort of decency left in him he'll shoot himself in the temple so his kids dont have to live inside this frauds legacy

for the record jesse jacksons and al sharpton dont have jobs theyre leacherous thieving **********s who are no better than the stick up guys with guns theyre extortionists blackmail masters and shakedown artists. if I pulled some of the s*** they get away with i wouldve been jailed a long time ago give me louis farrakhan any day of the week over those 2 scumbags at least i know where i stand with calypso louie hes the only black leader that i know of who tells his men to stop knocking up their little girls,get off the dope and stop putting your hand out to whitey for your living. in other words ACT LIKE A MAN he tends to tell it like it is which i respect even if i dont agree with it. he maybe a bigot and a hate monger but he calls spades spades and in this world of sissies and fairies and men with tender feelings i find this quite refreshing. thank you for the kind words das how many of those THANK YOU COME AGAIN remarks do you hear behind your back in a day?...theyre just words but words sting and over a course of time would drive you nuts... if you think racism is dead you need to see fox tv and how they portray the irish and catholics in shows like the simpsons and family guy.....drunk,disheveled,wife beaters etc..... prehistoric thinkers.....i take it in with a grain of salt i forgive everyone but i forget nothing

just call him an uppity nigger thumper that would essentially end the discussion and put him in his place. I AM KIDDING but not really. racism dead in america eh where do you live? i look at my morning papers police report out here in metro west the entire police report is full of brazilian kids getting stopped for motor vehicle violations the cops arent solving crime,theyre not busting dope dealers or solving b@e's theyre profiling dark skinned latino kids who are drivng because theyre generally easy targets to pop... it isnt good police work,its f***ing racism. good job you got that guy for not having an inspection sticker! immigration issues are now trumping the black white issues at this time and if you read thru the political niceness it is saying GET THE CHICANOS OUT OF THE COUNTRY. i get a kick out of the lady in front of me mrs dmochosky who moved into my home town 20 years ago ""THESE GODDAM FOREIGNERS ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY"" really bev? are you a native algonquin indian or did you come over on the mayflower?? as far as im concerned youre the carpetbagging foreigner. my town was all italian until you goddam foreigners moved in and now i cant find a decent piece of salami for 20 f***ing miles because of you latte sipping carpetbaggers. MY PEOPLE CAME HERE LEGALLY!! ******** your people came in at the bottom of a f***ing boat as outcast slime and to think otherwise is rather naive not to mention wrong. or what about the falcons owners last comments? IF MIKE VICK DONT EAT TOO MUCH FRIED CHICKEN WE MAY CONSIDER BRINGING HIM BACK...hmmmmmn no water mellon?? we're not lynching anymore and thats a good thing that said i work in a building of 2000 people 1 black lady works in the mailroom,1 spanish chick works in parts,1 chinese kid works the warehouse....we hired a black dude as a temp,guy did a great job was well liked and on time every day.....as soon as some incompetant white person applied for the full time gig he was tossed out on his ass. check out the banking industry and how they profile neighborhoods for lending purposes look at the police efforts in solving murder in dorchester compared to say milton or even quincy..2 different worlds we live in,1 for whites and 1 for minorities. we've made great strides in these areas but we arent even close to being where we need to be.

as if he would take anyone not named beckett if he needed 1 game becks established himself as the man this october

Clemens: "So what are you in here for, Barry?" Bonds: "Because I'm black and I broke a record, now the white man wants to put me down. What about you Roger?" Clemens: "... Uhhh... Me too. I'm black i always said pedro had a better grasp of english than tex clemens

this nation prosecutes felons mainly on the work of rats and pro informants this guy mcnamee was quiet and denying all till the deal with the feds was made too much baggage on the raj was exposed 80 pages is hard to invent and now that his life partner admitted using over the weekend he looks like a fukin moron everytime he speaks