I don't think you quite understand how this works. The other members can make fun of the Guardians all they want, because this is a Red Sox gamethread on a Red Sox website. End of story. This comment doesn't require a response beyond 'Okay'. You are not to post in the gamethread if all you plan to say is "k" over and over again and/or post a player's name with an exclamation point every time they get a hit.
No, actually, that's not how it's going to work here on this Red Sox website. What's going to happen is that you aren't going to come in here at all, unless you want to be kicked off of the site until the end of the Cleveland series.
Not that the Sox wouldn't be sick with Weaver added to the rotation, but the Phillies rotation is Lee, Halladay,
Oswalt (or Worley), and Hamels. It's not exactly Nova, Colon, and Garcia.
Pedroia just had a 25 game hit streak during which he hit .400 and had 9 home runs. He had one 0-4 day and then went 2-4 today.
That's not a slump, that's...well, that's Dustin Motherf***ing Pedroia.
Oh, I was mistaken. I said 'that's killer' to be funny in a subtle sort of way, but I confused Haynesworth with Stallworth. Haynesworth didn't kill anyone, he just paralyzed a guy after crashing into him at over 100mph. My bad.
Dear Red Sox,
Give up less than 9 runs, score more than 10. I would greatly regret the necessity of plowing your wives.
Sincerely,
YOTN
PS: No, actually, I wouldn't regret that at all.
Well that was...I guess, considering tonight, not entirely unexpected. The Sox have scored more runs this season in the 7th inning than any other inning. Hopefully that total will be increased tonight.