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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    That ball was striped!
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Come on.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Your definition of 'working out' and mine are radically different, I'd say. Reddick may be doing better than I expect Drew to, but he's nowhere near good enough to be getting regular playing time on a team with the Sox's potential. Unfortunately, he's kind of the only option at the moment other than Deadasnell McDoornail, at least until (hopefully) Conor Jackson proves he can take over the utility outfield spot and produce offensively somewhere above the level of Heather Mills.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    George Stienbrenner doesn't run the team anymore.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    True, it would be nice to see him produce more against the Yankees, but to me, if he doesn't, the Sox have enough guys who can that I don't think it will ever be detrimental to the team.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah, what are the other 144 games worth in the grand scheme of things? The Sox are 11 and 3 against the Yankees without A-Gon batting .900 against them, I think he'll be fine.
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  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Another blown call at the plate in extra innings, Cord Phelps called safe when Kurt Suzuki tagged him on the ass while his hand was still six inches from the plate. Also, congrats to Derek Lowe on his first career HR.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    They were saying on WEEI that that was Ellsbury's first home run to left field. Not first this season, or first in Fenway. First, as in ever. That somehow makes it more awesome than it already was.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    I once called being an astronaut-assassin-gigolo my dream job, but there is no possibility I will ever become an astronaut.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    I think you missed a few things when you went back to edit. Actually, a few dozen things. Theo isn't going to the Cubs.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    The Jerseys would be a logistical nightmare. Can you imagine Saltalamacchia? He'd look like a Scrabble orgy.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    You could have given them to me, you jerk. I'd have to sell a kidney to get tickets to Fenway.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    Great effort by Salty sliding into first.
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    David Ortiz is quite good at baseball.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Carl Everett is kind of a s***** human being, so it all evens out.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    Well, I used a woodburner and fourteen different colored Sharpie markers to create a one-tenth scale etching of Derek Jeter wearing a cowboy hat while riding a giant penis with A-Rod's jersey on it, and when I sent someone to check weeks later (due to my banishment from the stadium for the better part of the next two decades, apparently that was illegal), it was still there, though they covered it with a Dustin Pedroia poster. Fortunately, the bronze "Derek Jeter Memorial Dick-Riding" plaque I installed is still visible, they might have kept it after Jeter signed it himself in lipstick.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    I have recently come to the inescapable conclusion that Tim Wakefield is not very good at pitching.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Don't capitalize that and it sounds like a Yankee to me.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    What, did he lift up the brim of his cap?
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    The best part about having Hughes is that he can give you innings, rest the bullpen. Right?
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Three pitches, two outs. Nice to see after a rather long 3rd.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    I came in here to say something, but I forgot what it was.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    Well, there's Varitek.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    People, people. We shouldn't be arguing. We should all just agree that the Steelers are the best ever and leave it at that.
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