Look, I'm not necessarily saying he's going to suck, but holy crap, take of the Yankees goggles for a second. "A defensive upgrade and some speed" is not the "at worst". "At worst", you get a guy clearly on the decline who barely gets on base and can't hit more than singles. "At worst" you get a guy who performs so badly that he has to be benched. There is no way you can say the "at worst" scenario with this guy is a positive thing. I'm not at all saying he WILL suck, in fact I think Yankee Stadium will do him well, but don't act like there is no way this could possibly go wrong. Every time someone thinks that you end up with the Titanic or the Hindenburg or Godfather III.