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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Jacko voted that limericks were bad But that doesn't make me that mad the poll says they're causing the peril of making him sterile no little Jackos, is that really so sad?
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Scott's a guy none of us like (Unlike his mother, the neighborhood bike) Franklin's not white So just out of spite Scott gets thrown a wicked third reich
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Runners on all of the bases With their smug ******* Tampa Bay faces Luke Scott is hitting no time more fitting to strike out that arrogant racist
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    Morales has his back to the wall That's what you get, throwing nothing but balls he'd better finish this inning while the Sox are still winning because if they lose, he's taking the fall
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Or...uh, so I've heard. Never mind me, I'm off to Bible Study and my volunteer shift at the women's crisis center.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    I forgot, you grew up in a different time. Us kids today call weed "weed". Or "pot". Dope is heroin now!
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    An old German pistol, the luger and a psychopath, Freddy Krueger Sorry VA No poems about you today 'Cause nothing else rhymes with "cougar"
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  9. Youk Of The Nation
    By the way, I forgot to mention since these rhymes take up all my attention Having Ellsbury back to pick up some slack has eased much of my apprehension
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    Comparing Jeter with him's a disgrace Jeter is clearly at the head of that race the only time Jeter would worsen is if I met them in person because he's the one I'd punch in the face
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Gabe Kapler has an idea to sell It's his brand-new "Red Sox Hotel" All of the floors are reversed so the top floor is the first but good luck getting there, there's no door
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    Comparing Hellickson to Mark Prior I'm afraid that might make you a liar no one could constantly flub like he did with the Cubs No one's injury rate could be higher
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    An auspicious showing, I'd say for the beginning of second-half play It just sucks, is all to see them play ball in that shithole they call Tampa Bay
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    I should have done some purveying Apparently, he's not even playing At this rate I fear I'll be at this all year but I'm no quitter, I'm staying
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    I think of the 'real Ells' as "agile" and unlike some, not "incredibly fragile" so which part of a hater will be most sandy later? My suspicion is that their vag'll
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    As the distance from first place still climbs I figured this was one of those times For me to get witty But I hope things get less s***** Before I run out of rhymes And so it begins...
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    This blows. My interview got moved up so now I'm going to almost certainly miss the game.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    That's probably the ideal lineup right now, I like it. Well, I'm off to my first job interview in forever, wish me luck and hopefully I can get back before the game starts.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Obviously I won't miss Punto. Lillibridge either. But Ross has exceeded expectations, and Nava has been solid. If they go it'll be with a genuine 'thank you' for doing well.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    I knew we should have got the live chicken.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Thanks! Now, who wants some dope!?
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Also, I still have a 50-message limit. How am I supposed to sexually harrass Emmz through PMs or set up coast-to-coast heroin deals if I have to constantly break my stride to clear out my inbox?
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    I feel like if he didn't like Boston, his response Tweets would have been vague and uncommitted. "I have no plans to leave Boston", etc. To come right out and insist he wants to play his whole career in Boston seems pretty certain to me.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah yeszir pays his rent with the money I send him to keep some of those photos under wrap.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    You guys are lucky only he can. As a Super Mod I still don't have access to account passwords. If I did, you know I am not above humiliation and blackmail. I mean, YesZir reads all of your PMs but he only laughs about your issues and airs your embarrassing personal information in the Mod forum. I'd do it in H11AM
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