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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Just the secondhand stories I've heard about Ambien are enough to make me never, ever want to take strong sleeping meds.
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    To die by my lifestyle. Every time the soda-cigarette-unhealthy-food-related heartburn kicks in, I hope it's the heart attack. It never is, but one day, statistically, it should be.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    That's the plan.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    I won't. We agreed on banning you the NEXT time, this time doesn't count. I am still displeased, however. I demand a token of supplication. Dr Pepper will do, or cigarettes.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Just got back. RSFFL, please don't remove the internet from Connecticut. All of my friends are on the internet.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    No. No mojo from you. You are not allowed to have mojo, or designate anything mojo, or even use the word mojo. You are mojoless. Your mojo is the worst mojo since someone thought that Austin Powers needed a sequel. Your mojo sucks so much it created a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum, which turned into a singularity, which somehow transported your mojo back in time where it caused the Holocaust, the Virginia Tech shootings, and the birth of Chad Kroeger.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    You have to come home sometime!
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Thunder lives 'somewhere in Connecticut'. I won't say where, in case he does not want everyone to know, but I know which town. I promise if the Sox lose, I will nuke that town.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    Buehrle's line looks a lot like Wilson's from the Yankees/Angels game earlier today.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    Needs more douchiness.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Really? I was thinking the opposite.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    Just checked, I'm 7-4 in gamethread starts this year, including a 4-game win streak. Not terrible, but not great. Eh.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    I didn't actually know it was a song. I just meant that both of the names sound like song titles that could be from pretty much any band ever.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    I propose we christen Thunder/BornToRun combined mojo "Bland, Generic 80's Song Title Mojo".
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    No. I hereby sentence you to three months of employment in a restaurant where all of the employees and customers speak ebonics.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Vocabulary, on the other hand, is something you have to learn.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    I hope you get necrotizing fasciitis on your balls, and that the only cure is sixteen consecutive days of blowjobs from your own grandmother.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    Well, s***.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    That was dumb. You're the home team in extra innings, the winning run is on third. If he had gotten caught...
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Just checked, and yes, he was Youker20 as well. John Lackey, too, and I don't even remember that username.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    I don't know. Maybe. We've had a lot of stupid people join over the years. Not all of whom have been banned.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Dozens, at least. I'm not certain but I think they might all be Dutchy, which would mean probably fifty.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    It's the same guy, that's why.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    It gets me so much tail. All I have to do is walk into the bar and say "I banned a dupe account on a Red Sox message board today", wiggle my fingers, crack my knuckles, then make a gun with my thumb and forefinger and blow the smoke from the barrel. Five minutes later I'm getting phone numbers stuffed in my pocket and girls asking to blow me in the storeroom. Modding, like pimping, is not easy.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    When I check the IPs using mod controls, it tells me other users who have used the same IPs.
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