Brock Holt

Jon "Inconsistent f*** boy" Lester vs Esmil "Scrub" Rogers 7:07 start time (lol, why 07?) http://www.texannews.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/holtfeat.jpg GO SOX

If you love s*****, injury prone relievers, Bailey is a great player to have.

Ive always wanted to make one of these things, it seems cool. Ryan Dumpster looks to be less s***** than normal in a pitchers duel waiting to happen vs Todd Redmond. WOOO, go Red Sox. Red Sox Nation. Canada sucks. ETC ETC ETC.

Mike Napoli is a lot like Trinidad James. He may have popped a molly, or a home run and is sweating, but it doesn't mean he doesn't suck. Trinidad James strikes out a lot with terrible songs, kind of like Mike Napoli strikes out a lot with terrible AB's. the Comparison is scary, actually.

Gomes is a thug with a sword.

We may have the worst corner infielder combo in MLB.

The Red Sox need a 1B ASAP. Call up JBJ, move ortiz to first and DH Gomes/Nava/whoever. Napoli and carp ain't cutting it.

In the song "Blurred Lines" by Robin thicke, T.I. And pharrell, when he says "what rhymes with hug me", what is he referring to?

This Astro announcer needs to call Drake Britton, Zach Britton some more, I think he's only done it 10 times this inning.

Gomes ran like a black guy there! What speed!

Solid outing for the Douche. Now only if we could hit this random scrub I've never heard of and I'd be happy. Its time to stop being Bree Olson's and turn into Chris Browns.

Why do you have a book about serial killers in ur room? umm, what... J/K, I can't blame you, I'm a big fan of Jeffrey Dahmer myself.

I think the OF situation is going to be very interesting next season. If I'm the Sox, I try as hard as possible to re-sign Ellsbury. If they do re-sign Ellsbury, where does JBJ play though? LF? Another year in the minors? is he trade bait?

Farrell continues to show how stupid he is. This is a perfect chance to ease in Rubby, instead he wasted our closer in a 4 run game for no reason. Good logic

Position definitely matters. Do you think Pedroia would get 100 million dollars if he played first base?