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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Wow, someone actually got a 2-ball count against Koji.
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Just got home from picking my brother up and find that the Rays tied it. Ugh. This is the worst September 11th ever.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Always stroke your beard when making an authoritative statement, to appear manly and calm, but never when asked a question, so as not to look indecisive. This is from the William T. Riker School of Bearding.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    Mike Napoli couldn't be more on fire unless he was literally on fire, in which case his baseball skills would probably suffer. So I'm glad he's just doing what he's doing now.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    I should have specified, I meant men who don't like beards because they can't grow them. Women who don't like them don't like them for various reasons, some of them valid but most of them not.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    I found myself almost unconsciously stroking my beard as I typed that post.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    The only people who hate magnificent beards are the people who can't grow them. My brother is 22 and still incabable of growing anything more than a couple long hairs out of various spots on his chin, and he badmouths my beard all the time. It's jealousy. Pure jealousy.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    You might get that chance, he's old enough that he might still be lost in the tunnels right now.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah, but Salty's beard doesn't have to carry the whole team. He has at least three other beards better than his and a couple equal.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    Not a big loss for them. His season was going to be over in a couple weeks anyways, plus, what exactly was he contributing? I hope this is it for him. He should hope so too, better to go out now than come back and make an idiot of himself by putting up s***** numbers next season.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Please. One beard? One beard that, compared to Napoli or Gomes or Pedroia, is basically peach fuzz? Look at how short that thing is. He should be embarrassed.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    It's the beards. The beards put them over. Brian Wilson's fake-looking beard by itself wasn't enough to give LA that last fraction of a percentage point, and as for the Braves, well, just look at them. Not a bearded warrior among them.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    Whoever you copied that from, they were apparently not paying a lot of attention. You'll notice that in addition to that obvious typo, the Red Sox and Rays matchups vs. the pitchers are next to the wrong teams. Someone was laaaazy.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    So if the Sox win 2 out of 3 in each of the series left this month and sweep the two-game series against the Rockies, that will be 100 wins. Awesome.
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    No wonder he was so terrible for the Sox, he was almost 100 years old when they signed him.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Except it won't be filled with *******s, owned and operated by *******s, and visited by more *******s.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah, basically. Yaz was excellent, there is no denying that, but in baseball ability, compared to Williams Yaz was Craig Counsell. Not that that's an insult, pretty much everyone ever was nothing compared to Williams.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    That's a tough choice. I'd say it depends on how Buchholz looks in his last start or two before the season ends. If he looks the same as he did today and goes deeper in the game, then him. If not, or if he, I hate to even hint at it, gets injured again, I'd say Peavy.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    How the hell does this living relic from the Paleozoic Era have 32 home runs? I hate the f***ing Yankees sometimes. Wait, no, all the time.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Okay, I feel stupid for asking this, but the magic number thing...the Sox number is any combination of Sox wins and Rays losses, right? Or is it losses by anyone in the division still mathematically in the race?
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Hi, I'm YOTN. I enjoy Star Trek, marine biology, mycology, etymology, the Red Sox, and sex that resembles the aftermath of the final half-hour of Django Unchained.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    You didn't think that an obvious and repeated grammatical error would bother me?! Have we met?
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Lately you have not been capitalizing "I". It's been driving me nuts. I know that you enjoy that though, so I guess I probably shouldn't have said anything.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    I don't even want to think about the answer to that question. What amazes me is how he is doing all of this without a beard of any sort. It defies all logic.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Yankees, Jeter White Sox, Konerko Mets, Wright
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