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  1. Don't you mean "congratulations on having the foresight not to make even a facetious promise to suck everyone's dick on a site populated almost exclusively by people who would never let me forget it"?
  2. Wooo! Sigged for the first time since I insulted Dutchy years ago.
  3. All of this brown-on-slightly-lighter-brown crime has to stop.
  4. Fixed, since that's what I meant anyways and I haven't been sigged in a long time.
  5. s***, I think that means you're pregnant.
  6. Dude, I can't believe you would even consider doing it. You should know better than almost anyone that you don't f*** with any sort of mojo.
  7. The magic of words what? Also, you forgot a comma. I can do this all day. BRING IT ON! *loads crossbow with hyphens, sharpens parentheses*
  8. At this point it's looking like Cherington is the MVP for the Red Sox
  9. Actually, I won't. I have to stay at home, unfortunately, so no FGL concert for me.
  10. Nobody else do it or I'll ban you. How's that?
  11. My stash has a lot less dildos and beads and a lot more handcuffs and whips.
  12. Hmm, a slow death for Sterling by gangrene and starvation plus a chance to ride a bear around town like a Russian crime lord. I like the way you think.
  13. John Sterling is the worst person in the history of ever. If I was trapped in a room with Sterling, Hitler, a hungry bear, and a gun with three bullets, I'd shoot Hitler once, shoot the bear in both legs, and then use Sterling to beat the bear to death.
  14. Baseball is great this year. I know that teams like the Mets and Brewers and Twins and Cubs have E numbers of 1 or 2 and it's just a technicality at this point, but it's stunning that in the second week of September there are only 4 teams that have been mathematically eliminated from the postseason. There are two entire divisions in which every team has a technical shot at making it. That's not to mention the small-market teams that are killing it this year, like the Pirates and the A's, and the Royals still in double-digit E numbers. It's just incredible. This has been an awesome season.
  15. The only single digit numbers missing from the countdown will be 2 and 6, but I think we should use a picture of Jeter for 2 anyways, because haha why not.
  16. The best part is, each number represents an elderly or dead guy who could still help the Yankees more than the guys they have now.
  17. I like mvp's signature even better. This was a good day for siggable quotes.
  18. Who likes my new signature?
  19. So, wait, my math skills are kind of fuzzy, can the Yankees still sweep?
  20. Squeal like a piggy, boy!
  21. Lackey's going to get a win today with a really s***** line, but he sort of deserves it after all of the 1-2 ER lines that have lost him games due to offensive blackouts. I'm okay with one win at 7ER. He can have it.
  22. Not us. We didn't promise to.
  23. Napoli has hit about 1500 feet worth of HRs in the last couple days.
  24. It's going to be way more than just the tip.
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