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Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and nip this in the bud.

The Sox have faced Anibal Sanchez, Max Scherzer, and Justin "Lol Try'n Hit THIS" Verlander. They have struck out approximately fourteen million times, were no-hit into at least the first 4 innings of all three games, and the Sox's best pitcher this season was knocked around in Game 2. And the Sox have a 2-1 series lead. John Lackey outdueled Justin Verlander. Junichi Tazawa extended both middle fingers high into the air while tongue-f***ing Miguel Cabrera's wife. Mike Napoli struck out six times and looked absolutely lost in order to lull the Tigers into a false sense of security before taking advantage of literally the only mistake Verlander has made in the entire postseason. There is nothing this team cannot do. Except shave. The Boston Red Sox are winning the motherf***ing World Series, and also the regular baseball World Series. They'll do it by scoring a dozen runs in a blowout or they'll do it by scraping one run and letting one of their deplorably white and pasty starting pitchers (seriously, is there an assembly line in Texas where they just churn out generic-looking white guys in Sox uniforms to pitch?) shuts down the best offense in baseball. I listened to this game on a miniature radio while I was working the grill today and I almost chucked someone's sandwich across the store when Napoli homered and again when Tazawa struck out Cabrera. I can't remember the last time I was so stoked about this goddamn team. In conclusion, f*** yeah, Red Sox.

Haha awesome.

Or, if you really want a giant dildo in the Red Sox HOF, they can just induct Clemens.

In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, f*** YEAH. Hey, I'm sure he said it at one point.

It's so much more fun when the other team's players strike out on three pitches.

MOTHERf***ING YES YES YES f***ING YES PAPI HOLY f***ING s*** YES YES YESSSSSSSSS YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH YES f*** YESs!!!!

I say Drew gets the first hit.

Victorino hit by a pitch?! Who saw that coming?

It's a well-known fact that anyone with heterochromia iridum is actually a serial killer.

Ahhh, I see. Who is it now? I don't recognize her either.

Who is it?

He also has the highest batting average in the ALCS so far.

Basically this. After the game against Seattle, the four-game series against the Yankees that they almost swept thanks to a WMB HR off of Rivera, the 20-4 win against the Tigers, and all the walkoffs, until the Tigers win four games I will still have confidence that the Sox can win the series. I expected this series to go 7 games anyways.

Well, it clearly happened at least once. I'm forced to conclude she was reasonably attractive at one point, many many years ago.

Don't forget about 2007, down 3-1, which is almost as bad. The last 4 ALCS' the Sox have played in have gone 7 games.

You can at least try the ignore function to cut down on it. And as I said, if you don't respond to it at all, it shrivels and dies quicker than an erection in front of Hillary Clinton.

Odd, I quoted the post too. But in case it wasn't obvious, it was directed at the only two people who manage to get into arguments without actually speaking directly to each other.

Both of you ignore what the other says, and it won't spread out over an entire page. If neither of you responds to the crap you say about each other, it can't go on. Alternately, I can just ban both of you and it will stop altogether. Let me know which option you guys prefer!

I was going to do it, unless someone else wants to, someone with good mojo.

Objectively, as a baseball fan instead of a Red Sox fan, that was a f***ing incredible baseball game. As a Red Sox fan, I wish someone other than the guy fresh off of a PED suspension had driven in the Tigers' lone run.

Damn.

HOLY s*** DREW. Nice catch.

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