I know, I'm just kidding.
It's not the worst way, though. On average, a winning performance has got to be better than a losing performance. But there's a whole lot of wiggle room for a good performance to get a loss and a bad one to get a win (see Buchholz, Clay, for examples of both situations).
I just think it's funny that he pitched as bizarrely as he did and got a W out of it.
Now that we're .500, I guess I should put my life's savings on the Rays for Friday, right?