CrespoBlows

You know the place where a manager named Joe never misses the playoffs? The Yankees aren't there.

How did the Broncos lose to the Chiefs?

Wow, the Dolphins suddenly look really good.

No, he'll throw 3 INT's. Earnest Graham will run for 300 yards, though.

They need to get rid of Corey Hart. He's f***ing awful.

No, your point was that Sheets and Rasner, with the ERA's you magically came up with, would be less valuable than Derek Lowe, with the ERA you magically came up with. When pointed out that your math was incorrect, you said that Rasner would pitch in the postseason. Logic fail.

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Fail.

I think Dave Roberts used to post here.

Kelly wasn't that good of a QB.

Good lord, you are stupid. This is a play of one of your jokes about how Jacko thinks every Yankee prospect will be a HOF.

Offense and defense?

GOM WUT DUE U KNO ALL OF THESE PLAYA R GUNNA BE RLY GOOD CUZ I LOOKED AT THEM N THATS WAT I THINK I WOOD NOT TRADE ANY OF THESE PLAYAS FOR NOONE NOT EVEN GHOULOS LOL FUK U 11 Dave Miley Manager L R 6' 3" 220 46 04-03-1962 Active 27 Butch Wynegar Batting Coach S R 6' 0" 194 52 03-14-1956 Active 34 Rafael Chaves Pitching Coach R R 6' 0" 195 39 11-01-1968 Active 10 Alvaro Espinoza Coach R R 6' 0" 181 46 02-19-1962 Active Pitchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 47 J.B. Cox P L R 6' 3" 205 24 05-13-1984 Active No 29 Kei Igawa P L L 6' 1" 210 29 07-13-1979 Active No 16 Steven Jackson P R R 6' 5" 215 26 03-15-1982 Active No 61 Zachary Kroenke P R L 6' 3" 210 24 04-21-1984 Active No 41 Mark Melancon P R R 6' 2" 215 23 03-28-1985 Active No -- Eric Milton P L L 6' 3" 220 33 08-04-1975 Active No 33 Oneli Perez P R R 6' 2" 200 25 05-26-1983 Active No 25 Scott Strickland P R R 5' 11" 215 32 04-26-1976 Active No 54 Eric Wordekemper P R R 6' 1" 200 25 08-08-1983 Active No 6 Victor Zambrano P S R 6' 0" 205 33 08-06-1975 Active No Catchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 19 Jason Brown C R R 6' 2" 200 34 05-22-1974 Active No 26 Chris Stewart C R R 6' 4" 210 26 02-19-1982 Active No Infielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 18 Chris Basak 2B R R 6' 2" 210 29 12-06-1978 Active No 51 Bernie Castro 2B S R 5' 10" 170 29 07-14-1979 Active No 12 Eric Duncan 3B L R 6' 3" 195 23 12-07-1984 Active No 5 Nick Green SS R R 6' 0" 180 30 09-10-1978 Active No 8 Addison Maruszak SS R R 6' 1" 195 21 12-21-1986 Active No 31 Ramiro Pena SS S R 5' 11" 165 23 07-18-1985 Active No Outfielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 22 Tim Battle OF R R 6' 2" 185 23 09-10-1985 Active No 28 Ben Broussard LF L L 6' 2" 230 32 09-24-1976 Active No 36 Matt Carson Managers & Coaches (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 18 Tony Franklin Manager S R 5' 11" 180 58 06-09-1950 Active 55 Tom Wilson Batting Coach R R 6' 3" 220 37 12-19-1970 Active 56 Scott Aldred Pitching Coach L L 6' 3" 190 40 06-12-1968 Active 35 Julius Matos Coach R R 5' 11" 170 33 12-12-1974 Active Pitchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 11 Wilkins Arias P L L 6' 1" 150 27 11-04-1980 Active No 34 Anthony Claggett P S R 6' 2" 185 24 07-15-1984 Active No 19 Michael Dunn P L L 6' 1" 185 23 05-23-1985 Active No 45 Christian Garcia P R R 6' 4" 220 23 08-24-1985 Active No 30 Michael Gardner P R R 6' 0" 190 27 05-23-1981 Active No 28 Eric Hacker P S R 6' 1" 215 25 03-26-1983 Active No 36 Jason Jones P R R 6' 5" 225 25 11-20-1982 Active No 20 George Kontos P R R 6' 3" 215 23 06-12-1985 Active No 26 Jhonny Nunez P R R 6' 3" 185 22 11-26-1985 Active No -- Brett Smith P R R 6' 5" 220 25 08-12-1983 Active No 41 Jose Valdez P R R 6' 4" 186 25 01-22-1983 Active No 23 Kevin Whelan P R R 6' 0" 200 24 01-08-1984 Active No Catchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 37 Joseph Muich C R R 6' 1" 205 26 08-18-1982 Active No 44 P.J. Pilittere C R R 6' 0" 215 26 11-23-1981 Active No 6 Eladio Rodriguez C R R 5' 11" 190 29 04-04-1979 Active No Infielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 32 Reegie Corona 2B S R 5' 11" 160 21 11-07-1986 Active No 40 Walter Ibarra 3B S R 5' 11" 180 20 11-01-1987 Active No 17 Chris Malec 3B S R 5' 11" 195 26 08-28-1982 Active No 14 Carlos Mendoza 3B S R 6' 0" 191 28 11-27-1979 Active No 10 Kevin Russo 2B R R 5' 11" 190 24 07-08-1984 Active No 46 Marcos Vechionacci 3B S R 6' 2" 170 22 08-07-1986 Active No Outfielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 46 James Cooper RF L R 5' 10" 190 24 02-18-1984 Active No 24 Colin Curtis LF L L 6' 1" 200 23 02-01-1985 Active No 25 Edwar Gonzalez RF R R 5' 10" 200 25 01-01-1983 Active No 31 Austin Jackson CF R R 6' 1" 185 21 02-01-1987 Active No 13 Torre Tyson Manager S R 5' 10" 185 32 12-31-1975 Active 28 Greg Colbrunn Batting Coach R R 6' 0" 215 39 07-26-1969 Active 31 Jeff Ware Pitching Coach R R 6' 3" 190 37 11-11-1970 Active 40 Henry Mercedes Coach R R 6' 1" 210 39 07-23-1969 Active Pitchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 27 Stephen Artz P R R 6' 2" 200 24 04-23-1984 Active No 38 Dellin Betances P R R 6' 8" 245 20 03-23-1988 Active No 18 Jairo Heredia P R R 6' 1" 190 18 10-08-1989 Active No 17 Craig Heyer P R R 6' 3" 205 22 11-15-1985 Active No 34 Gabe Medina P R R 6' 5" 235 24 02-17-1984 Active No 25 Adam Olbrychowski P R R 6' 3" 205 22 09-07-1986 Active No 20 Jonathan Ortiz P R R 5' 10" 170 22 10-29-1985 Active No 37 Lance Pendleton P L R 6' 3" 205 25 09-10-1983 Active No 22 Angel Reyes P L L 5' 11" 170 21 01-08-1987 Active No 15 Chace Vacek P R R 6' 1" 200 25 08-12-1983 Active No 23 Ryan Zink P R R 6' 5" 230 23 04-01-1985 Active No Catchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 35 Jesus Montero C R R 6' 4" 225 18 11-28-1989 Active No 10 Jeff Nutt C L R 5' 11" 200 23 04-22-1985 Restricted No 16 Austin Romine C R R 6' 2" 210 19 11-22-1988 Active No 9 Chase Weems C L R 6' 2" 170 19 01-17-1989 Active No Infielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 5 Carmen Angelini SS R R 6' 2" 185 20 09-22-1988 Active No 8 Brandon Laird 1B R R 6' 1" 215 21 09-11-1987 Active No 33 Wady Rufino 1B R R 6' 2" 220 23 04-08-1985 7-day DL No 3 Justin Snyder 2B L R 5' 9" 190 22 04-08-1986 Active No 24 Bradley Suttle 3B S R 6' 2" 215 22 01-24-1986 Active No Outfielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 26 Abraham Almonte CF S R 5' 9" 205 19 06-27-1989 Active No 21 Prilys Cuello LF S R 5' 11" 168 19 11-17-1988 Active No 2 Taylor Holiday LF R R 5' 11" 190 24 04-21-1984 Active No 1 Austin Krum RF L L 6' 0" 190 22 01-19-1986 Active No 12 Matt Morris LF R R 6' 1" 180 23 02-10-1985 Active No 32 David Williams RF R R 6' 3" 210 24 08-15-1984 Active No Managers & Coaches (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 19 Luis Sojo Manager R R 5' 11" 185 42 01-03-1966 Active 29 Aaron Ledesma Batting Coach R R 6' 2" 200 37 06-03-1971 Active 52 Greg Pavlick Pitching Coach R R 58 03-10-1950 Active 33 Danilo Valient Coach Active Pitchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 50 Philip Bartleski P R R 6' 7" 240 25 04-22-1983 Active No 14 Noel Castillo P R R 6' 1" 160 24 10-05-1983 Active No 18 Wilkins De La Rosa P L L 6' 1" 185 23 02-21-1985 7-day DL No 54 Grant Duff P R R 6' 6" 210 25 12-19-1982 7-day DL No 56 Jesse Hoover P R R 6' 3" 210 26 01-08-1982 Active No 22 Alan Horne P R R 6' 4" 195 25 01-05-1983 7-day DL No 18 Jonathan Hovis P R R 5' 11" 185 24 12-27-1983 7-day DL No 44 Ronny Marte P R R 6' 1" 173 22 02-26-1986 Active No 51 Zach McAllister P R R 6' 6" 230 20 12-08-1987 7-day DL No 39 Ivan Nova P R R 6' 4" 210 21 01-12-1987 7-day DL No -- Garrett Patterson P L L 6' 2" 220 26 05-11-1982 7-day DL No -- Paul Patterson P R R 6' 7" 200 24 05-08-1984 7-day DL No 20 Ryan Pope P R R 6' 3" 200 22 05-21-1986 Active No 41 Josh Schmidt P R R 6' 4" 175 25 11-14-1982 Active No 59 Rob Semerano P R R 6' 1" 185 27 07-18-1981 Active No 48 Michael Solbach P R R 6' 3" 185 23 07-31-1985 Active No 53 Edgar Soto P L L 5' 11" 175 23 12-28-1984 Active No 31 Jason Stephens P R R 6' 5" 200 23 10-10-1984 Active No Catchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 27 Kyle Anson C S R 6' 0" 200 25 04-21-1983 7-day DL No 28 Ryan J. Baker C R R 5' 9" 205 23 11-09-1984 Active No 58 Jose Gil C R R 6' 0" 170 22 09-04-1986 Active No Infielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 25 Matthew Cusick 2B L R 5' 10" 190 22 05-05-1986 Active No 6 Mitch Hilligoss 3B L R 6' 1" 195 23 06-17-1985 Active No 46 Josh Kreuzer DH R R 6' 6" 245 26 09-28-1982 Active No 17 Chris Kunda 2B R R 6' 1" 175 23 11-01-1984 Active No 12 Eduardo Nunez SS R R 6' 0" 155 21 06-15-1987 Active No 11 Luis Nunez 2B R R 5' 11" 160 21 11-21-1986 Active No 30 Kevin Smith 1B L R 6' 1" 215 24 01-15-1984 Active No 2 Damon Sublett 2B L R 6' 1" 190 23 09-22-1985 7-day DL No Outfielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 35 Tommy Baldridge RF L L 6' 1" 195 22 08-18-1986 Active No 13 Seth Fortenberry CF L L 6' 2" 175 25 09-01-1983 Active No 35 C.J. Henry LF R R 6' 3" 205 22 05-31-1986 7-day DL No 36 Andres Perez 53 Pat McMahon Manager 55 05-28-1953 Active 52 Ty Hawkins Batting Coach L R 5' 10" 180 40 11-08-1967 Active 51 Pat Daneker Pitching Coach R R 6' 3" 195 32 01-14-1976 Active 18 Victor Valencia Coach R R 6' 2" 185 31 05-30-1977 Active Pitchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 36 Cory Arbiso P R R 6' 3" 185 22 04-21-1986 7-day DL No 58 Nick Asselin P R R 6' 0" 200 23 01-19-1985 Active No 22 Jeremy Bleich P L L 6' 2" 195 21 06-18-1987 Active No 59 Brandon Braboy P R R 6' 0" 195 22 10-31-1985 60-day DL No 56 Tim Dennehy P L L 6' 1" 195 22 09-22-1986 Active No 25 Casey Erickson P R R 6' 3" 187 23 08-28-1985 Active No -- Daniel Gil P R R 6' 3" 187 19 04-24-1989 60-day DL No 20 Jacinto Gonell P R R 6' 1" 165 25 09-09-1983 Active No 30 Luke Greinke P R R 6' 1" 195 22 06-14-1986 60-day DL No -- Pablo Hernandez P R R 6' 3" 170 20 03-01-1988 60-day DL No 60 Daniel Kapala P R R 6' 5" 220 23 09-06-1985 Active No 62 Jason Kiley P R R 6' 5" 235 23 06-14-1985 7-day DL No 50 Nick Montgomery P R R 6' 2" 218 24 08-28-1984 7-day DL No 43 Hector Noesi P R R 6' 2" 174 21 01-26-1987 Active No -- Timothy Norton P R R 6' 5" 230 25 05-23-1983 60-day DL No 12 Michael Obradovich P R R 6' 0" 185 23 09-26-1985 Active No 35 David Phelps P R R 6' 3" 180 21 10-09-1986 Active No 57 Brad Rulon P L R 5' 11" 186 22 06-22-1986 Active No 26 Josue Selenes P R R 6' 0" 180 22 10-08-1985 Active No 34 Drew Shetrone P R R 6' 2" 185 24 09-18-1984 Active No 55 Andy Shive P R R 6' 6" 260 22 11-05-1985 Active No 13 Pat Venditte P R R 6' 1" 180 23 06-30-1985 Active No Catchers (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 28 Mitch Abeita C R R 6' 0" 185 22 04-07-1986 Active No 6 Ben Blumenthal C R R 6' 2" 210 25 04-24-1983 Active No Infielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 29 David Adams 2B R R 6' 2" 190 21 05-15-1987 Active No 45 Brian Baisley 1B R R 6' 3" 223 25 12-19-1982 Active No 48 Kelvin Castro SS R R 6' 3" 164 20 12-14-1987 Active No 22 Brian Chavez 2B R R 6' 2" 190 22 03-23-1986 Active No 63 Roy Gomez 3B R R 5' 11" 160 23 01-07-1985 Active No 27 Erik Lovett 1B L L 6' 1" 180 23 08-22-1985 7-day DL No 47 Mike Lyon 3B R R 6' 2" 220 22 08-13-1986 Active No 2 Braedyn Pruitt 3B L R 6' 2" 205 23 03-23-1985 Active No 33 Jahdiel Santamaria 1B R R 6' 3" 170 21 04-05-1987 Active No 11 Steve Strausbaugh DH R R 5' 9" 200 22 11-04-1985 Active No 58 Ryan Wilkes 2B S R 5' 11" 190 23 08-22-1985 Restricted No Outfielders (click column headers to sort) Num Name Pos Bat Thw Ht Wt Age DOB Status 40-man MLB 14 Daniel Brewer RF R R 6' 0" 185 21 07-19-1987 Active No 24 Taylor Grote LF L R 6' 2" 195 19 12-05-1988 Active No 31 Raymond Kruml CF L R 5' 11" 175 23 08-05-1985 Active No 21 Melky Mesa RF R R 6' 1" 165 21 01-31-1987 7-day DL No 54 Jack Rye

Finally threw it.

CLUTCH GRITTY FAST ANGELS SMART BALL!!!!!

Why wasn't Zambrano starting Game 1?

This series might not be a total mismatch, but the White Sox have an awful defense, and the Rays bullpen is a lot deeper than the White Sox. Provided that Maddon doesn't f*** his team over by using Percival in the 9th, I expect the Rays to win this in four games.

This is the worst argument for why the White Sox had homefield. You clearly lack critical thinking skills. I think the current rule is stupid. Best record = homefield.