True story.
Dusty Baker, "Let's bat Neifi Perez first."
Fan, "He's batting .250, and has a .256 OBP."
Dusty, "You ever play this game? Besides, he's got grit, and Neifi saved us last year."
Fan, "We didn't make the playoffs."
Dusty, "You ever play this game?"
Fan, "No."
Dusty, "OK, on to Mark Prior, I think 240 is fair for a pitch count."
Fan, "I thought we were trying to stop injuring pitchers."
Dusty, "You ever play this game?"
Fan, "Why don't we play Theirot at second, to see what he can do?"
Dusty, "Young players make mistakes (Neifi proceeds to swing at a pitch four miles out of the zone), besides, we've got to keep the integrity of a playoff race."
Fan, "If you want to do that, play Theriot, playing Perez gives the other team the advantedge."
Dusty, "You ever play this game?"
(You ever play this game is a reference to an interview back in '05 when a reporter asked why he played Perez over Cedeno)