You don't?
Why did you just go off on a tirade, claiming that anyone who belittles you is a pussy?
You set yourself up on a tee with your claim to fame as an AAA ballplayer. It's easy to take shots at you, and very fun.
Oh, s***. I'm pinched. You got me.
Do you have to spew the same overused line over and over again?
The funny thing about the people who use the line, "IN REAL LIFE UR A BITCH LOL," is that they often contradict themselves within the next three seconds.
Here you are calling me a gay porn enthusiast, and telling me to f*** myself. This is precisely what you called me a pussy for.
Do you see the irony?