C: Varitek (OK)
1B: Youkilis (could be moved to 3B)
2B: Pedroia (OK)
SS: Lugo (no choice)
3B: Lowell (could be moved for an arm)
LF: Ramirez (OK)
CF: Crisp (OK)
RF: Drew (OK)
DH: Ortiz (OK)
We can make up for our pitching problems if we score enough runs. It might not work in October, but I trust that Beckett and Matsuzaka can make 4 starts in a 7 game series. I'm going to advocate a trade for Barry Bonds. I know he's a dick, but he's got a .497 OBP, and he'd provide some protection for Ortiz and Ramirez. If the Giants deem that they would rather keep Bonds for the stretch run, go after Teixeria. If that cost is too steep, start looking elsewhere.
C: Mirabelli (f*** him, but we're stuck)
1B: Hinske (Tolerable, as long as he plays only against RHP, and very rarely)
MIF: Cora (OK)
OF: Pena (Could package him for Bonds?)
The bench has a lot of holes, we should move Hinske and Pena for better bats, though Pena should get something of value. The Giants might be able to use him. He's young, still has a lot of potential, and he can play everyday in San Francisco. We'd need to send another young player, but it would be a good start.
If we move Wily Mo, Sammy Sosa would be a pretty decent pickup against LHP. He's currently OPSing 1.058 against LHP, and moving to Fenway would help him with his pull happy swing. If you can't stand the fact that we acquired two roid boys in a week, Jermaine Dye would probably come really cheap. He has a .820 OPS against southpaws, and has been a little unlucky. (.235 BABIP)
If we move Ortiz to 1B, he'll probably need some days off, and we'd need to add another Mike Lamb could probably help at the CIF position. Morgan Ensberg could be a good buy low option.
With the moves, the new lineup would look like:
1. Pedroia, 2B
2. Youkilis, 3B
3. Bonds, DH
4. Ramirez, LF
5. Ortiz, 1B
6. Drew, RF
7. Varitek, C
8. Crisp, CF
9. Lugo, SS
C: Mirabelli
CIF: Lamb, or Ensberg
CIF: Hinske
MIF: Cora
OF: Sosa, or Dye
SP: Beckett (OK)
SP: Matsuzaka (OK)
SP: Schilling (?)
SP: Wakefield (?)
SP: Tavarez (?)
This is an absolute mess. We need to see what we can get out of Schilling before the deadline, if he's got nothing, then the house is going to collapse. Everyone moves up a spot, which is exactly what I feared out of spring training. A move has to be made here. They can try something bold, but we know that won't happen. There's hardly anyone on the trading block, and those that are there, are going to require a load of prospects. Tread very lightly.
SP: Beckett
SP: Matsuzaka
SP: Schilling
SP: Buchholz
SP: Wakefield
Try it. We're probably going to falter anyway, but why not go down using your most talented players? Let Buchholz get about three more starts at AAA, then move him up. John Lackey pitched the Angels into the World Series, Dontrelle Willis did it, too. If he fails, then he got a taste of the bigs. If he can't handle that, then f*** him, he won't succeed anyway.
CL: Papelbon (Sigh...., OK)
SU: Okajima (OK)
SU: Delcarmen (OK)
SU: Donnelly (OK)
SU: Timlin (Eh..)
SU: Pinerio (No)
SU: Lopez (No)
An upgrade of the bullpen could help out the starting rotation. The last three need to be shot immediately, or traded for whatever scraps a team will throw at us. A few I have on my radar:
Dan Wheeler, RHP, Astros
Chad Qualls, RHP, Astros
Juan Rincon, RHP, Twins
Craig Breslow, LHP, PawSox.
CL: Papelbon
SU: Okajima
SU: Donnelly
SU: Delcarmen
SU: Breslow
SU: Timlin
SU: Wheeler
Basically, the offense is upgraded. Big time. They'll be able to bash into the playoffs, and should be OK with two good starters and a good back of the bullpen. Hopefully, Wakefield and Schilling are able to pitch average baseball, and Buchholz is able to pitch like 2002 John Lackey.
Transactions
Trade for Barry Bonds. Send Wily Mo Pena, and a pitching prospect to the Giants.
Trade for Sammy Sosa. Send a C level prospect to Texas.
Trade for Wheeler and Lamb. Send a B level prospect to Houston.