Ok, ok. I get it now. The front office is garbage. They have done nothing for the fans in New England. I'm rather surprised nobody has brought this up yet (probably because it's not talked about on WEEI), but the biggest mistake this year was sending out Josh Bard to bring back Doug Mirabelli.
I mean, think about it. First the FO upsets the clubhouse AND Wake by sending Wake's personal catcher off to the Padres for a scrub like Loretta - a guy the FO should have known would be on the bench, hurt on August 25th.
Then once they find out Bard can't catch the knuckler, the f'n FO sends Bard to the Pads to bring back Mirabelli - A GUY THEY SHOULDA NEVER GOTTEN RID OF IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! Especially not for an All-Star second baseman!!!@1
But it gets worse. Bard winds up batting like .330 and Mirabelli has struggled. And to top it all off the damn FO should have known that Wakefield was going to be on the DL at this point in the season. I mean, knuckleballers break their ribs ALL THE TIME. It's was just a matter of when. SO BRINGING BACK MIRABELLI WAS COMPLETELY POINTLESS TO BEGIN WITH!!!! UGHHHH!!!!
So while Wake sits there on the bench, making his 4 Million - (FOUR f***ING MILLION!!!!!!), Bard is tearing up the NL West!!!!! It's unacceptable!!! Fire Theo! Fire them all! We should have never given up on Bard. If we had Josh Bard today, and I was the GM, we'd be 17 games ahead of the Yankees!!!!!!!!2@1!
You say, well, what about all the bad starting pitching 2-5? Well, ballwashers, Bard would have fixed that. Josh Bard is that good of a catcher!
Anyone who thinks this post is stupid is a pink hat ballwasher! (Ordway says that on eei all the time , and i juss wub the Big Show!).
All of this of course wouldn't be so bad, but the Sox haven't won the World Series in 22 months. I mean 22 MONTHS!!!!!!!!! They deserve to treat me better! Those bastards!
If I could just randomly insert RETURNS on my keyboard, you'd all understand just how stupid you are! Argh!