5/1 vs Bronx Zoophiliacs

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I hope someone hits that prick over the head with a brick of frozen sperm.

[Thunder]

Who does this guy think he is? The son of Jeffrey Maier?

[redsoxrules]

f***ing fan. It should be 3-1

[BornToRun]

Words cannot describe how badly I want someone to sucker punch that f***er on his way out of the park.

[Station 13]

Fans are idiots. There are signs everywhere not to interfere.

[BornToRun]

Fans are idiots. There are signs everywhere not to interfere.

 

They should put "punishment for infractions is death" on those signs. Don't actually do it but maybe the f***faces would get the point.

[Navafan29]

I thought for sure he would have scored. When Hannigan's perfect hit happened, I was thinking "nothing can possibly go wrong with this!" It's almost as if the fan didn't understand the rule that it's still fair if it bounces into foul territory... or they weren't paying attention to the game because they don't care about baseball and only looked at the ball right as it was coming to them. They couldn't have been a very big baseball fan.

[Thunder]

All fan matters aside, at least Masterson's looked pretty solid so far.

[Spudboy]

Have you seen that cranium without the helmet?

 

He looks like he should be cast in a Mad Max movie.

[NativeBostonian]

All fan matters aside, at least Masterson's looked pretty solid so far.

 

It's not the six yet. I'm waiting until the seventh to say anything.

[BornToRun]

All fan matters aside, at least Masterson's looked pretty solid so far.

 

Okay, I'm done.

 

 

 

 

f*** that f***ing idiot

 

 

 

Okay, I mean it this time.

 

 

 

 

Goddamn f***ing idiot!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

And heeeeeere we go...

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Thank the lord.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

If NY leaves any more men on base we'll have to sue them for copyright infringement.

[NativeBostonian]

God damn Masterson is a big guy.

[Spudboy]

The clock is ticking on Masterson.

 

I'd have him on a short f***ing leash in the 6th.

 

It's getting near pumpkin time.

[BornToRun]

Yankees have a good sized horseshoe up their asses tonight.

[Station 13]

We've had all kind of bad luck hitting the ball to 3B in the last 3 series.

[Thunder]

Looks like Nap had his pregame nap

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Hey f*** you, low wall. Go die.

[NativeBostonian]

f*** these Yankees. They're getting lucky.

[redsoxrules]

Another bad break FFS

[Station 13]

Can we please cashed in

[Spudboy]

Masterson is only at 67 pitches but has been living dangerously.

 

This game should be blown open soon one way or another.

 

Fatboy is not fooling anyone.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I'm excited to see just how relevant those missed runs will end up being.

[BornToRun]

I'm excited to see just how relevant those missed runs will end up being.

 

I already have the noose around my neck just in case.

[NativeBostonian]

Got through the 6th. Thank goodness.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

If Stephen Drew homered the other way against us I would've... I don't know what I would've done. Probably yell death threats at my computer screen and then go stress eat some Doritos.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

110 pitches. That's probably it for Sabathia.

[redsoxrules]

That's bad when you can't beat fatso to the bag