4/7 @ Detroit

[BornToRun]

BornToRun = Best one-liners...

 

Imagine this guy announced the games on some blacklisted underground broadcast?

 

LOL would watch

 

I totally have dreamt of doing that some day. Just blasting F bombs on live TV. And f*** yourself with a metal pole McCarver.

[onlybereaved]

Yeah. Jackson is off to a good start no doubt.

 

Good for him - bad for us

[VA Sox Fan]

You know' date=' I just need to say, I first came back to this site and had you pegged for one of the overly negative reactionaries but you're actually not bad. You're one of the better new guys we've had since 2011.[/quote']

 

Agree. A good poster.

[BornToRun]

Where'd that miss?

[onlybereaved]

Sweeney with a catch!

 

There you go, buddy!

[BornToRun]

Nice job staying with it Sweeney. And is anyone else actually really excited to see what Doubront has as a starter? I'm really anxious to see him pitch.

[jung]

And Ichabod Crane......makes the play in right. Way ta' go Ryan.

[BornToRun]

Be careful Josh.

[Cocos Disciples]

Cabrera-Fielder is basically Manny-Ortiz. Now I know how other teams felt.

[SoxSport]

Beckett allowed himself to get distracted by the baserunner in the 1st, pitching to Miggy. Plus he didn't throw his curveball until the next batter, Fielder. Poor pitch selection the first 3 batters--throwing just

fastballs. Fister is mixing it up much better.

[BornToRun]

Cabrera-Fielder is basically Manny-Ortiz.

 

Just half as awesome and with a higher risk of DUI or heart attack.

[VA Sox Fan]

Nice job staying with it Sweeney. And is anyone else actually really excited to see what Doubront has as a starter? I'm really anxious to see him pitch.

 

I am!

[onlybereaved]

I am more excited to see Bard start. He could just surprise everyone and turn into an ACE in that role.

 

No joke.

[BornToRun]

THATTA BOY, Josh!

[VA Sox Fan]

Good job by Beckett!

 

Hits/runs dammit!

[onlybereaved]

K'd em!!!

[jung]

Nice pitch Josh....had Cabrera all fouled up!

[BornToRun]

I am more excited to see Bard start. He could just surprise everyone and turn into an ACE in that role.

 

No joke.

 

I'm skeptical of the move but with his stuff, I wouldn't be too surprised if he took off as a starter and turned into another ace.

[d-money]

I am so sick of this team getting off to slow starts!!!The expectations from the media havent been strong but the talent is there.

[BornToRun]

Fister's been iffy so far, I think we'll get to him soon.

[SoxFanForsyth]

Scoring 4 here

[BornToRun]

I am so sick of this team getting off to slow starts!!!The expectations from the media havent been strong but the talent is there.

 

Chill man, we are opening up against a WS favorite on the road against possibly the best pitcher in baseball and a number 2 man who pitched to a sub 2 during the second half last year. We'll be fine.

[mvp 78]

Fister's been iffy so far' date=' I think we'll get to him soon.[/quote']

 

Fister sucks. He's a terrible #2.

[jung]

Lead off on....now lets see what the Sox do with this.

[onlybereaved]

Now then, thank you A-Gon.

 

Let's get him home. f***

[BornToRun]

Jack this f***er!

[BornToRun]

Almost.

[BornToRun]

Oh, I have to hit now? Okay, just let me grab my cane.

[BornToRun]

Roflcopterz

[Cocos Disciples]

Fister sucks. He's a terrible #2.

 

2.83 ERA, 1.06 WHIP last year.