8/27 Red Sox Vs A's Vs Irene Part 1

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Yesterday the boys in Red were defeated by the Green Team with a little help from Wake"up it's groundhog day over and over again"field and HEY HEY HEY Fat Albers. Time to send the most unimaginatively named team back to their gang riddled shithole of Oakland, and provide the great folks of New England with a little comfort before Hurricane Irene comes in and bends us all over like a cheap bay area prostitute.

 

Let's do this. Game 1, Noon time baby. Show no mercy. Spare no life. Spank dat ass.

 

Jon Lester The Lineup Molester vs. Guillermo "my last name sounds like a spanish slang term for an STD" Moscoso

[VA Sox Fan]

GAME ONE

RED SOX (80-51)

Ellsbury CF,

Scutaro SS

Gonzalez 1B

Pedroia 2B

Ortiz DH,

Crawford LF

Reddick RF

Varitek C

Pitching: LHP Jon Lester (13-6, 3.16)

[VA Sox Fan]

ATHLETICS (60-71)

Weeks 2B

Pennington SS

Crisp CF

Willingham DH

Allen 1B

Jackson LF

Suzuki C

Sweeney RF

Sizemore 3B,

Pitching: RHP Guillermo Moscoso (6-7, 3.28)

[TheMeanWalrus]

Never date a blonde

Mine Fed Ex'd me those primo seats for the 5:00 game today and forgot to check off Saturday delivery so my seats will be here on Monday.

 

Pray for rain

To God

To Allah

To Buddha

To Batman

 

Un-f***in'-real

This is why battered womens shelters are full

[Wells]

oh for christ's sake... how simple a thing is that to forget...

[Wells]

You can always hit StubHub and grab the $2.95 bleacher seats haha

[TheMeanWalrus]

God help me

Now she is upset & crying while she moves all the furniture outta her beach house in Connecticut cuz the hurricane is gonna hit her at high tide and they're calling for massive flooding where she is. She swears she told the Fed Ex guy Saturday. I believe her. Or at least I believe she believes it. I dunno. It's not a stretch to think Fed Ex f***ed up but its equally plausible that her blondeness came shining thru like a f***ing super-nova

 

Looks like a quiet afternoon with my two Hounds, who are resting after almost battling two wild turkeys in my back yard this morning.

[TheMeanWalrus]

oh for christ's sake... how simple a thing is that to forget...

 

the horror . . .

the horror. . .

[Wells]

It's the worst when you're pissed off but aren't really 100% sure on who or what to be pissed off about.. Goats are important

[TheMeanWalrus]

You're right

It's all about the blame

 

Back when I was really mean this really woulda went up my ass sideways.

But with a kinder, gentler TMW, I see the bright side.

No hassle going in there

No worries about weather

16 beers in the fridge

and the new Five Guys a 1 min drive away

 

Plus I can stalk Heidi the Homewrecker on Twitter.

I'm jealous she tweeted to you Wells.

I know she wants me.

 

Although I've had enough trouble with blondes this morning.

Maybe I'll just sit here, drink beers, eat burgers and post in an "in game" thread for the first time in over 5 years

 

Or option B, a bag of heroin

[Wells]

She tweeted me twice in 20 minutes.. *takes a bow*

 

Yes.. I am the man haha

 

Don't do the H, sir.. in game thread is a much better option!

[TheMeanWalrus]

i'm kidding about the heroin

those days are 2 years in the past as of aug 1st

 

i'm already jonesin' for the Five Guys

I'm not even kidding when I tell you I can literally smell it from my front porch, thats how close it is.

This is gonna do wonders for my svelt, toned, ripped waistline

 

I'm gonna try to only go once today

[TheMeanWalrus]

She tweeted me twice in 20 minutes.. *takes a bow*

 

Yes.. I am the man haha

 

I concede "the man" to you

Where's that damn jealous smiley?

 

:damon:

[TheMeanWalrus]

i just went from Rookie to Major Leaguer, so maybe she'll like me better.

Look at VA

LEGEND

Hehehe

[TheMeanWalrus]

i just went from Rookie to Major Leaguer, so maybe she'll like me better.

Look at VA

LEGEND

Hehehe

[VA Sox Fan]

i just went from Rookie to Major Leaguer, so maybe she'll like me better.

Look at VA

LEGEND

Hehehe

 

[Wells]

VA is legendary, indeed

[VA Sox Fan]

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Thanks Wellsy! !Good to see you out here as well!

[Emmz]

You can only post in this gamethread if you've joined on January 25, 2006????

[VA Sox Fan]

You can only post in this gamethread if you've joined on January 25' date=' 2006????[/quote']

 

[Wells]

Jan 25, 2006? Is that when the Herald invaded Talksox? haha

 

Ahh the good ol' days

 

hey Emmz I was just @ Target Field for Wake's 3rd attempt at 200.. nice place there..

 

Hi VA!!!

[Emmz]

Target Field is great, I've been there about 5 times this year, I just don't like how similar it is to Jacob's Field.

[Wells]

I didn't really think it was all that similar to The Jake.. it was my 3rd time there but the jake has better concourses and NO obstructed views.. Target has a few OV's unfortunately but the city was only given so much to build with so I understand.. I'm just glad I live in Fargo so I don't have to get soaked the way Hennepin County taxpayers did

[TheMeanWalrus]

Five Guys

Check

 

First Beer

Check

[VA Sox Fan]

Nice Pedey

[iortiz]

Nice start from Lester...

 

BTW Mexico is facing Japon right now (on ESPNDeportes) in the International Little League Championship. They reached this instance undefeated, hope they keep rolling that way in order to face the US.

[VA Sox Fan]

Nice start from Lester...

 

BTW Mexico is facing Japon right now (on ESPNDeportes) in the International Little League Championship. They reached this instance undefeated, hope they keep rolling that way in order to face the US.

 

It's on ABC here.

[VA Sox Fan]

My boyfriend Tek! 3-1

[a700hitter]

Varitek clobbered that HR!!! 3-1 Boston.

[Station 13]

We need a new SS. It's that time again.