6/24 @ Pittsburgh

[Youk Of The Nation]

I believe that the correct technical term for that is a "soft swap"

 

I wouldn't know, I've never had sex anywhere near another naked man. I assume some form of tag-in is involved? A high-five?

[Wasatch]

C'mon Dustin!

[BornToRun]

Dustin, please. Everyone south of Youk sucks

[a700hitter]

I wouldn't know' date=' I've never had sex anywhere near another naked man. I assume some form of tag-in is involved? A high-five?[/quote']No touching. It's a verbal signal, an audible like in football.

[boston22407]

Come on A-GOD!

[Youk Of The Nation]

No touching. It's a verbal signal' date=' an audible like in football.[/quote']

 

BLUE 42!

[a700hitter]

1st and 2nd with one out. He has to pitch to AGon. This is our shot.

[BornToRun]

Agon is hitting .363, that just ain't fair.

[Wasatch]

C'mon GONZO!

[a700hitter]

Agon is hitting .363' date=' that just ain't fair.[/quote']His batting average is higher than McDonald's OPS.

[Wasatch]

f***'em up GONZO!

[iortiz]

Now, Reddick already hit, but our 1-4 already got the bases as well, so... if the probabilities don't lie, Francona is expecting that our top of the order hit for him above .400 (or .450 OBP) dammit Francona, is that your game plan?

[Youk Of The Nation]

His batting average is higher than McDonald's OPS.

 

...and just a bit below Francona's BAC, apparently.

[a700hitter]

He should walk Youkilis. Francona will PH for McDonald.

[SoxFanForsyth]

Unreal. Gonzo takes 2 fastballs right down the middle, then swings at a slider and pops it straight up.

[Youk Of The Nation]

He should walk Youkilis. Francona will PH for McDonald.

 

Yeah, but he'll probably PH Drew.

[BornToRun]

I miss Wily Mo Pena.

[d-money]

I would still walk Youks because Drew will pinch hit,lol

[BornToRun]

Everyone hold hands and pray that Youk homers.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I miss Wily Mo Pena.

 

He may have swung at anything that entered his range of vision (I think he once struck out on two fastballs and a passing bumblebee), but man did he hit some lasers. Shots that took about a trillionth of a second to hit the Monster seats and probably left dents.

[BornToRun]

McCutchen's face in the pic looks like he justed jizzed in his pants.

[a700hitter]

Hurdle is taking out the lefty to get a righty to pitch to Youkilis. What a fool!! Youkilis shouldn't see a strike. He should have put him on and forced Francona to go to the bench for Ortiz. We know Francona wouldn't think of doing that, so he'd have the automatic out McDonald. If Francona PH Ortiz, he'd have him facing the lefty.

[Wasatch]

Let's go YOUK!

[Youk Of The Nation]

How do you have two unrelated guys named McCutchen? Actually, isn't Taylor Buchholz in the Sox ML system?

[Wasatch]

We need some f***n' hit's.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I can't believe they're pitching to Youk.

[a700hitter]

Everyone hold hands and pray that Youk homers.

I am praying.

[Youk Of The Nation]

We need some f***n' hit's.

 

And less apostrophes.

[BornToRun]

How do you have two unrelated guys named McCutchen? Actually' date=' isn't Taylor Buchholz in the Sox ML system?[/quote']

 

He was with the Mets last I checked.

[a700hitter]

I can't believe they're pitching to Youk.

Hurdle is dumber than Tito. Hard to believe but true.