3B Minus AK-47 = Evan Longoria

[Divinity]

Thieves hit the house rented by Evan Longoria, David Price and Reid Brignac of the Tampa Bay Rays. The crooks must have thought they broke into Tony Montana's house. It was a $56,000 score with a 60-inch flat screen, three iPads, two Xbox 360 systems, cash, a laptop and several watches.

 

But the No. 1 attention grabber is the AK-47 rifle that Longoria describes as a "personal" item

 

When I’m on vacation or on a business trip, I usually leave my automatic weapons at home.

[Palodios]

Spring Training is barely a business trip. Do you really want to go a full month or two without your favorite boomstick?

[Youk Of The Nation]

No one is ever going to take third against the Rays. Ever again.

 

"And Jeter lines a fastball into right-center. Gardner hits second...oh, the ball is bobbled out in right! Gardener heads to third. The throw is off-line, he's...wait a second, what's this? Evan Longoria is inserting a magazine into his Kalashnikov...Gardener stops and reconsiders. He looks left, right, left again. He looks at Jeter. Jeter shrugs and inches back towards first, sweating profusely...Well, I guess Gardener has to be asking himself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, does he?

 

Aaaaand, no. Gardner meekly slinks back to second base. Longoria plays to the crowd, now. He's blowing imaginary smoke from the barrel of his firearm. Goodness, Jim, what a show, eh?"

 

"Yeah, Dave, an absolutely picture-perfect play by Longoria. At the moment the young Rays third baseman is leading the league in RBIs, home runs and flesh wounds, the old 'Ty Cobb Triple Crown'. And when you-oh, now he's done it. He's just cracked Alex Rodriguez with the rifle's stock. The crowd is going absolutely wild, Dave. It's a standing O and another fantastic night here at the Trop"

 

"It's a great time to be a Ray, that's for sure, Jim. Who'd have thought A-Rod had that much blood in his scalp?!"

 

"Truly a sight to behold, Dave"

[Palodios]

Who'd have thought A-Rod had that much blood in his scalp?!"

 

Classic.

[yeszir]

No one is ever going to take third against the Rays. Ever again.

 

[Spudboy]

No one is ever going to take third against the Rays. Ever again.

 

"And Jeter lines a fastball into right-center. Gardner hits second...oh, the ball is bobbled out in right! Gardener heads to third. The throw is off-line, he's...wait a second, what's this? Evan Longoria is inserting a magazine into his Kalashnikov...Gardener stops and reconsiders. He looks left, right, left again. He looks at Jeter. Jeter shrugs and inches back towards first, sweating profusely...Well, I guess Gardener has to be asking himself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, does he?

 

Aaaaand, no. Gardner meekly slinks back to second base. Longoria plays to the crowd, now. He's blowing imaginary smoke from the barrel of his firearm. Goodness, Jim, what a show, eh?"

 

"Yeah, Dave, an absolutely picture-perfect play by Longoria. At the moment the young Rays third baseman is leading the league in RBIs, home runs and flesh wounds, the old 'Ty Cobb Triple Crown'. And when you-oh, now he's done it. He's just cracked Alex Rodriguez with the rifle's stock. The crowd is going absolutely wild, Dave. It's a standing O and another fantastic night here at the Trop"

 

"It's a great time to be a Ray, that's for sure, Jim. Who'd have thought A-Rod had that much blood in his scalp?!"

 

"Truly a sight to behold, Dave"

 

f***in' Derek.:lol::lol:

[Youk Of The Nation]

A baseball player with guns

The idea is disturbing, yet fun

Perhaps arming Pittsburgh, KC, and the Nats

Would be easier than giving them bats

and those losers could at last score some runs