Hey y'all...

[ZonaSoxFan]

Yea, I said y'all.

 

I'm from the southwest, where we have real cowboys (not a fan of the team BTW) so I'm allowed to say it.

 

I'm 24, a girl, and I'd die to play professional baseball.. but instead it appears I will have to settle being a psychology student. Oh well.

 

I signed up a long time ago, and rarely post, but I creep all the time, and roll my eyes at all the sh*t talking. However, I have a ton of homework to do tonight so I am being responsible and stalling by posting on here.

 

I've been a Sox fan since high school, but I will watch any level of baseball. Any. I've watched little league just to catch a game.

 

I have a few favorite players, and no I don't think they're all cute. Just a couple. And when I like a player for his butt, I don't lie. I don't pretend that I know his stats, or that I think he is good, I just talk about his butt. I like to be honest. However, find me a ballplayer that is cute and has a sexy.... batting average and I'll be the happiest girl that ever did live. I don't know if there are any other girls on here, and if there are if they can relate. So I apologize to all the men, and all the women fans (who pretend they don't look at a butt every once in a while) for all the girly over-sharing.

 

Because I'm on the other side of the country from Fenway I have yet to see a game there. I travel to Anaheim and catch games there, which is conveniently next to Disneyland (vacation!). I've had really bad seats (boo hiss), OK seats (at a playoff game!) and really really really awesome seats (I sat next to player parents!) but I have never seen them win live. It's my new years resolution.

 

I should stop stalling... on to the homework.

[a700hitter]

Yea, I said y'all.

 

I'm from the southwest, where we have real cowboys (not a fan of the team BTW) so I'm allowed to say it.

 

I'm 24, a girl, and I'd die to play professional baseball.. but instead it appears I will have to settle being a psychology student. Oh well.

 

I signed up a long time ago, and rarely post, but I creep all the time, and roll my eyes at all the sh*t talking. However, I have a ton of homework to do tonight so I am being responsible and stalling by posting on here.

 

I've been a Sox fan since high school, but I will watch any level of baseball. Any. I've watched little league just to catch a game.

 

I have a few favorite players, and no I don't think they're all cute. Just a couple. And when I like a player for his butt, I don't lie. I don't pretend that I know his stats, or that I think he is good, I just talk about his butt. I like to be honest. However, find me a ballplayer that is cute and has a sexy.... batting average and I'll be the happiest girl that ever did live. I don't know if there are any other girls on here, and if there are if they can relate. So I apologize to all the men, and all the women fans (who pretend they don't look at a butt every once in a while) for all the girly over-sharing.

 

Because I'm on the other side of the country from Fenway I have yet to see a game there. I travel to Anaheim and catch games there, which is conveniently next to Disneyland (vacation!). I've had really bad seats (boo hiss), OK seats (at a playoff game!) and really really really awesome seats (I sat next to player parents!) but I have never seen them win live. It's my new years resolution.

 

I should stop stalling... on to the homework.

Welcome. Please limit your ass comments to the "Ass Discussion" thread. There are usually a number of members there gushing over Theo's ass. Now get your mind off baseball and asses, and go do your homework. Welcome.

[msubulldogs21]

Yea' date=' I said y'all.[/quote']

 

Yes! Now I won't be the only one who says it.

 

How did you become a Sox fan? I wish I could say I've attended a playoff game.

 

Oh, and welcome.

[yeszir]

I was gonna say. Two y'alls in one day. Talksox record.

[The_Destroyah]

Yea, I said y'all.

 

I'm from the southwest, where we have real cowboys (not a fan of the team BTW) so I'm allowed to say it.

 

I'm 24, a girl, and I'd die to play professional baseball.. but instead it appears I will have to settle being a psychology student. Oh well.

 

I signed up a long time ago, and rarely post, but I creep all the time, and roll my eyes at all the sh*t talking. However, I have a ton of homework to do tonight so I am being responsible and stalling by posting on here.

 

I've been a Sox fan since high school, but I will watch any level of baseball. Any. I've watched little league just to catch a game.

 

I have a few favorite players, and no I don't think they're all cute. Just a couple. And when I like a player for his butt, I don't lie. I don't pretend that I know his stats, or that I think he is good, I just talk about his butt. I like to be honest. However, find me a ballplayer that is cute and has a sexy.... batting average and I'll be the happiest girl that ever did live. I don't know if there are any other girls on here, and if there are if they can relate. So I apologize to all the men, and all the women fans (who pretend they don't look at a butt every once in a while) for all the girly over-sharing.

 

Because I'm on the other side of the country from Fenway I have yet to see a game there. I travel to Anaheim and catch games there, which is conveniently next to Disneyland (vacation!). I've had really bad seats (boo hiss), OK seats (at a playoff game!) and really really really awesome seats (I sat next to player parents!) but I have never seen them win live. It's my new years resolution.

 

I should stop stalling... on to the homework.

 

I say Ya'll and we have real cowboys in West Texas too, I've been to rodeos all my life and have actually helped herd cattle before, just saying. anyways howdy (figured you'd enjoy some more redneckery yeszir) and welcome to the thread.

[ZonaSoxFan]

Yes! Now I won't be the only one who says it.

 

How did you become a Sox fan? I wish I could say I've attended a playoff game.

 

Oh, and welcome.

 

 

The playoff game was sweet! Altho the fans get a little meaner, a little drunker, and we lost. So..... not as sweet as I woulda thought.

 

I was obsessed with the city of Boston junior year of high school, and then after a world series game I was sat down by a friend of mine who was a Cubs fan (a very serious talk for two 17 year olds, lemme tell you), who told me that I can't like the 4 teams that I did (it never occurred to me to pick I guess), so he made me pick one. It was far too easy.

 

And I sorta had a crush on Teddy Williams when I was 8.... but that's a side note.

 

[ZonaSoxFan]

I say Ya'll and we have real cowboys in West Texas too' date=' I've been to rodeos all my life and have actually helped herd cattle before, just saying. anyways howdy (figured you'd enjoy some more redneckery yeszir) and welcome to the thread.[/quote']

 

I love myself some rodeos! And Alan Jackson! Lol.

[The_Destroyah]

I love myself some rodeos! And Alan Jackson! Lol.

 

Don't we all, I wonder If Im the only poster here to have an actual pair of Cowboy boots, and a pair of the old faishoned Wranglers (they make my ass look awesome)?

[Emmz]

We need more NORTHERN hicks.

 

Kidding, not calling you guys hicks.

 

Anyways, welcome.

[Emmz]

Don't we all' date=' I wonder If Im the only poster here to have an actual pair of Cowboy boots, and a pair of the old faishoned Wranglers (they make my ass look [b']awesome[/b])?

 

Thaths sthooooo sthuperr!!!!

[26 to 6]

Welcome!

[ZonaSoxFan]

We need more NORTHERN hicks.

 

Kidding, not calling you guys hicks.

 

Anyways, welcome.

 

I don't think I qualify as a hick. Probably a country girl gone city?? I grew up in a TINY town, believe me, I know a hick when I see one. And you can usually smell them coming... FYI.

[msubulldogs21]

The playoff game was sweet! Altho the fans get a little meaner' date=' a little drunker, and we lost. So..... not as sweet as I woulda thought..[/quote']

 

I assume the thundersticks were out in full force? I hate those things.

 

I've never been to a game in Anaheim, but their fans seem to be so freaking robotic when you add in the thunderstick factor. They just do whatever the jumbotron says. Bill Simmons mentioned this several years back while at a playoff game there.

[ZonaSoxFan]

Don't we all' date=' I wonder If Im the only poster here to have an actual pair of Cowboy boots, and a pair of the old faishoned Wranglers (they make my ass look [b']awesome[/b])?

 

Can't say I have a pair of boots, I prefer to stick to Jacks.

 

I do have a pair of jeans that make my ass look awesome! Or so I've been told. But I think most girl jeans do that, no matter the brand.

[The_Destroyah]

Thaths sthooooo sthuperr!!!!

 

hey, don't mock me, friend.

[Emmz]

I don't think I qualify as a hick. Probably a country girl gone city?? I grew up in a TINY town' date=' believe me, I know a hick when I see one. And you can usually smell them coming... FYI.[/quote']

 

Yup, I grew up in a town of about 300, just outside a town of about 3,000.

 

Most people say I'm a redneck, and I take no exception to that. All a redneck is, is someone with a lack of sophistication, which we're all guilty of every now and then.

[Emmz]

hey' date=' don't mock me, friend.[/quote']

 

I'm sorry, I had to. You gotta admit, my gay e-impersonation was pretty good.

[ZonaSoxFan]

I assume the thundersticks were out in full force? I hate those things.

 

I've never been to a game in Anaheim, but their fans seem to be so freaking robotic when you add in the thunderstick factor. They just do whatever the jumbotron says. Bill Simmons mentioned this several years back while at a playoff game there.

 

Hahaha. They ARE robotic. They are ruled by the god known as Jumbotron, for sure. They can't seem to cheer on their own. And I want to take a sharp object next time to pop those "stupid wanna-be balloon thingies", as I so viciously called them when I first got there.

 

Oh! And they are kinda weird about their seats...

[ZonaSoxFan]

I'm sorry' date=' I had to. You gotta admit, my gay e-impersonation was pretty good.[/quote']

 

Umm. So you know it's called an iGay impersonation. Duh.

[The_Destroyah]

Yup, I grew up in a town of about 300, just outside a town of about 3,000.

 

Most people say I'm a redneck, and I take no exception to that. All a redneck is, is someone with a lack of sophistication, which we're all guilty of every now and then.

 

a redneck was used to refer to people who did bluecollar work outside all day, leaving them with rednecks, our current idea of a redneck is currently different. but anyways, I grew up in a town of about 500 outside of a town of about 200,000 and it was in West Texas, witch is like in the kingdom of white trash and rednecks, and of course Cowboys, like my grandfather, If That Ain't Country by David Allan Coe, pretty much describes my Grandfathers life.

[The_Destroyah]

I'm sorry' date=' I had to. You gotta admit, my gay e-impersonation was pretty good.[/quote']

 

it twas, ill give you that. but in all fairness they do make my ass look great, until I started wearing wranglers I didnt even know I had an ass.

[Emmz]

Umm. So you know it's called an iGay impersonation. Duh.

 

Dint know that.

 

So then, my iGay impersonation was pretty sweet.

[Emmz]

Yesth is wasth silly goosth.

 

Sorry, I'll stop.

[The_Destroyah]

Sorry' date=' I'll stop.[/quote']

 

okay f*** you...:thumbdown:lol::lol:

[Emmz]

okay f*** you...:thumbdown:lol::lol:

 

You don't even want to know what I was going to change your name to. LOL!

 

 

Kidding, kidding.

[msubulldogs21]

Oh! And they are kinda weird about their seats...

 

What does this mean?

[ZonaSoxFan]

What does this mean?

 

Every game I've been to all the fans around where I'm sitting ask me if I'm in the right seats, and then they give me the stink eye. I guess I get it if their friend usually sits there, and isn't (because they sold the tix to me), but they all ask to see the tickets or talk really loudly about how I must be in the wrong seats. They're just really weird about it, no fail.

[Jasonbay44]

Welcome to the site.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Emmz thread, version 3.0.

[RedSoxFan_UK]

Hi, I'm new to this forum, but it seems polite to say hello from England.

 

So, good morning, evening or afternoon, as I'm confused by time difference to Arizona. I'm going to guess it's quite early in the morning