7/20 @ Rangers: A Gallimaufry of Stupidity

[a700hitter]

Caught stealing ruined the inning. All of a sudden Lowell is a speedster.

[Spudboy]

Was Lowell actually out?

[VA Sox Fan]

Lowell was safe!

[Dutchy]

That whole time I was thinking, "don't send Lowell, don't send Lowell..."

 

Oh well. That decision by the third base coach was flat out Canadian.

[ms_sox]

Nice, Tek.

Nice try, Lowell...considering that bad hip and all.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

I don't think so. He got tagged high. If his leg had been extended' date=' he would have been safe.[/quote']

 

I thought the same thing. It looked like he saw the throw going right by his head and like curled up or something.

[a700hitter]

I don't think sending Lowell was a bad call with two outs and lowrie on deck. It was a good gamble.

[Dutchy]

Nice route by Hamilton. 2-0.

 

Yeah, he really Canadian'd that play.

[TedWilliams101]

That whole time I was thinking, "don't send Lowell, don't send Lowell..."

 

Oh well. That decision by the third base coach was flat out Canadian.

 

Nah, it's definitely completely American to send the runner. Canadians aren't aggressive!

[Youk Of The Nation]

Two runners out on the bases

Sox fans insert palms into faces

Some hard shots this inning

Millwoods' composure is thinning

Next inning, it's off to the races!

[The_Destroyah]

on the replay Lowell was safe but it was close so you cant blame the Ump too much although shouldnt the tie go to the runner?

[VA Sox Fan]

That whole time I was thinking, "don't send Lowell, don't send Lowell..."

 

Oh well. That decision by the third base coach was flat out Canadian.

 

[VA Sox Fan]

on the replay Lowell was safe but it was close so you cant blame the Ump too much although shouldnt the tie go to the runner?

 

Yeah, but ya know.....

[Dipre]

So Young's a good bad ball hitter........

[Dutchy]

Nah' date=' it's definitely completely American to send the runner. Canadians aren't aggressive! [/quote']

 

It's not a matter of being aggressive.

 

Teahen = Good

Canadian = Very bad

Canadien = Very bad AND French

[Youk Of The Nation]

Geez.Not just rude.

Or just annoying.

But incredibly rude AND annoying.

I might just do everything in Limericks too just to be incredibly rude and annoying.

 

You AREN'T doing limericks, you tool

All you're doing is acting the fool

If you look closely at mine

You'll see a pattern in rhyme

Yours are just 'poetical' drool

[Dutchy]

You AREN'T doing limericks, you tool

All you're doing is acting the fool

If you look closely at mine

You'll see a pattern in rhyme

Yours are just 'poetical' drool

 

I tried to tell him...

[Spudboy]

It's not a matter of being aggressive.

 

Teahen = Good

Canadian = Very bad

Canadien = Very bad AND French

 

The French actually laugh at Canadians that claim that they are French. I've always found that amusing.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

You AREN'T doing limericks, you tool

All you're doing is acting the fool

If you look closely at mine

You'll see a pattern in rhyme

Yours are just 'poetical' drool

 

Ok I'm just joking around buddy.

How come if I call somebody a name everyone goes nuts.

 

And the one you just quoted wasn't me trying to do a dumb limerick kthanks.

[The_Destroyah]

It's not a matter of being aggressive.

 

Teahen = Good

Canadian = Very bad

Canadien = Very bad AND French

 

ooooooh that IS bad...

[Youk Of The Nation]

The French actually laugh at Canadians that claim that they are French. I've always found that amusing.

 

French people laugh at a lot

Americans and English, for naught

for it's always amusing

when they're verb'ly abusing

Because in the end, they're French and we're not

[Spudboy]

Smoltz just threw a meatball.

 

Where is Hunter Jones?

[Dipre]

Andruw Jones is sucking so bad it's not even funny anymore.

[redsoxrules]

Smoltz just threw a meatball.

 

Where is Hunter Jones?

 

In the minors where he belongs

[Spudboy]

French people laugh at a lot

Americans and English, for naught

for it's always amusing

when they're verb'ly abusing

Because in the end, they're French and we're not

 

:D:D:D

 

Your best effort tonight.

[Dutchy]

There once was a man named Don

Who analyzed pitchers named Jo(h)n

His voice was so smooth

My virgin ears it did soothe

And gave me a perplexing hard on

 

Now that's a proper Limerick.

[Dutchy]

The French actually laugh at Canadians that claim that they are French. I've always found that amusing.

 

Depends on who you ask. Most of them consider us their "cousins".

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

There once was a man named Don

Who analyzed pitchers named Jo(h)n

His voice was so smooth

My virgin ears it did soothe

And gave me a perplexing hard on

 

Now that's a proper Limerick.

 

Noooo you should defenitly be calling me some kind of name in your limerick.

[a700hitter]

I liked Jim Kaat doing color for the Sox over the weekend. That sticks it to the Yanks a bit.

[Spudboy]

In the minors where he belongs

 

Yeah, I know. He's 8 miles from my house.

 

I was just wondering who provides long relief if "we" have all lost faith in Masterson.

I still have confidence in the Kid. But most on the board have not been so forgiving.