First Homerun: David Ortiz or one of our Pitchers

[redsoxrules]

I would absolutely LOVE it if we could replace Papi with Dunn. I can see all the fans getting pissed at him after the 170th K of the year.

 

why would the fans be pissed at someone who will hit around 40HR, over 100 RBI, 400OBP?

[TedWilliams101]

OMG, read all the damned posts. I already stated it was just a joke...

[Dipre]

Another guy you might look at is Jack Cust. He strikes out more than Dunn if that's possible but he has at least as much power. And we know t hat Beane will always listen to a good trade proposal.

 

Last year he led the league in both walks and strikeouts and began the legend of the Jack Cust Hat Trick -- a strikeout, a walk, and a bomb in the course of a single game..

 

That made me laugh out loud.

[TheKilo]

When Jack Cust does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

[Dipre]

When Jack Cust does pushups' date=' he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.[/quote']

 

Wow.

 

This is a rare ocurrence.

 

I shall savor it.

 

http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dog_fail.jpg

[TheKilo]

Do not question the being that is Cust

[Dipre]

Do not question the being that is Cust

 

I don't.

 

I am questioning the laugh factor of your joke, which was -999.

 

Since it rarely happens (prolly first time i've seen it happen), it is my duty to call you out on it,since something's gotta take down your level of awesome at least a bit. (There, i said it)

[Cocos Disciples]

Isn't that a Chuck Norris fact?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

When Jack Cust does pushups' date=' he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.[/quote']

Getting results FAIL.

[Dipre]

Getting results FAIL.

 

Nice.Beat me to it.

[TheKilo]

Getting results FAIL.

 

Not even close