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Why does Joe Morgan suck so much at announcing a simple baseball game?  

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  1. 1. Why does Joe Morgan suck so much at announcing a simple baseball game?

    • Latent concussion from playing days
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    • He's just really, really stupid
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    • He's just really, really, REALLY stupid
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    • A large brain tumor in the shape of Jon Miller's penis
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    • His mom used to beat him in the skull with a frying pan
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Sloppy series to start, but a beautiful ending.

 

Good night fellow Sox fans. Sweet dreams, and we'll do this again tomorrow!

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meh' date=' they didnt show any life tonight. Good to see some moxie out of Melancon. But this team couldnt hit the side of a barn tonight[/quote']

 

Go back to your Mother's basement and beat off. You f***ing blow hard.

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He didn't get through the 6th but it's worth noting that Masterson is the only starter on either team to get a win.
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He didn't get through the 6th but it's worth noting that Masterson is the only starter on either team to get a win.

 

I'll take 1 ER in back to back starts. Fantastic job.

 

10 straight - I'll take that too.

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Uncalled for. He didn't say anything wrong...this time.

 

He thought Jacko said that the team that didn't show anything was the Red Sox when he was referring to the Yanks, it was an honest mistake, i believe.

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Uncalled for. He didn't say anything wrong...this time.

 

Possibly so, But he was rude to me earlier. If I'm out of line, sorry.

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I was most impressed by the rookie pitchers, how they dealt with just a 3 run lead against New York. Hunter Jones got 2 outs while dealing with 2 inherited runners. Bowden fired off 2 perfect innings

 

Saito is the backup closer, thats just sick

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First of all, I don't know why you guys are discussing this here.

 

Second of all, pasta mojo is 7-0, combined with MANNYHOF's 10-0 streak it is completely unstoppable

 

Third of all, the Steelers utterly own your pathetic team, whichever one it may be, and they will win the Super Bowl again this season, so all of this draft discussion is irrelevant.

 

Fourth of all, Patriots suck.

 

Fifth of all...

 

...Patriots suck.

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Pretty swift win last night. The steal home home was the most exciting play ive seen in a live baseball game. The crowd gave him what seemed like a 5 minute standing ovation. 10-0 Bitches!
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The crowd gave him what seemed like a 5 minute standing ovation.

 

Not to mention the standing ovation when he came up for his next at-bat

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Not to mention the standing ovation when he came up for his next at-bat

 

Yeah and I was sitting in section 35, 3 rows back and we gave him a standing O when he came out for defense in the top of the 6th.

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The knock on Youk during his first couple of seasons as a starter, was that he was just good for the 1st half. Last year he got rid off of that monkey his back, and then some. What a season it would be for Ellsbury if he can keep it going the whole year through
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The knock on Youk during his first couple of seasons as a starter' date=' was that he was just good for the 1st half. Last year he got rid off of that monkey his back, and then some. What a season it would be for Ellsbury if he can keep it going the whole year through[/quote']

 

He can, and i trust he will, now if he could only keep working ABs like he did Pettite last night and stop always going for the hit, we would have an OBP monster at the top of the lineup.

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