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Why does Joe Morgan suck so much at announcing a simple baseball game?  

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  1. 1. Why does Joe Morgan suck so much at announcing a simple baseball game?

    • Latent concussion from playing days
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    • He's just really, really stupid
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    • He's just really, really, REALLY stupid
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    • A large brain tumor in the shape of Jon Miller's penis
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    • His mom used to beat him in the skull with a frying pan
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What effect are you going for?

 

I was trying to get a rise from our friend in Montreal. Guess he isn't here tonight. Once again, I apologize.

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Drew had a three hit game not three days ago and is sporting an OPS north of .950.

 

Yes, I know, but it was just a weak at bat. I still have all the DP he grounded into in my head. And plus, it's just plain fun to rag on JD. :rolleyes:

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Yes' date=' I know, but it was just a weak at bat. I still have all the DP he grounded into in my head. And plus, it's just plain fun to rag on JD. :rolleyes:[/quote']

 

I'm with you that it was a weak AB, but he can have a few of those is he continues to sport a .380+ OBP and a .550+ SLG

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I don't know where you are in Cn. but if you drive to North Attleboro you can watch the game in HD and drink all the Vinela Vodka you can stand.

 

I'd totally take you up on that if I didn't have to be at work for midnight.

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Drew is a good ball player. Not worth 12 mil/year' date=' but he's pretty good.[/quote']

 

Who cares what he's paid? It's frustrating when you pay a guy like Lugo 9MM to do nothing, but if Drew is producing well, it doesn't matter that he's slightly overpaid.

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Drew is a good ball player. Not worth 12 mil/year' date=' but he's pretty good.[/quote']

 

14M, don't short change him:D

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Who cares what he's paid? It's frustrating when you pay a guy like Lugo 9MM to do nothing' date=' but if Drew is producing well, it doesn't matter that he's slightly overpaid.[/quote']

 

Very valid point, I guess.

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