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Great' date=' Ill even supply the radar gun from my cruiser....free of charge.[/quote']

Wait, you're an oinker? Booooo!!!!!!!

[SCM33]

It is not imperative to my existence here that you believe me. The offer is open come October though.

 

No, but sometimes you dont want to open a can of worms, now people just think you are a horseshit liar, and when questioned about an outrageous claim to fame, cannot prove it. Message boards are about credibility, and outrageous claims like "Im a scout, I used to play minor league ball" are pretty far out there. Message boards are for like.....what was it? "Pointdexters" who wear "horn rimmed glasses" like myself, or so you say.

[JimEdHOF2009]

Great' date=' Ill even supply the radar gun from my cruiser....free of charge.[/quote']

 

Ahh ..so now I get to punk a Boston cop! This gets better and better. Needless to say I will ask you to meet me somewhere and you will not see my car, nor my plate. Boston cops and MASS Troopers are not to be trusted...especially after they are embarrassed.

 

As for the radar gun, you can leave that in your cruiser tough guy.. I promise you the throbbing of your f***ing hand will give you an accurate reading..that is if you get your glove up in time.

[JimEdHOF2009]

No' date=' but sometimes you dont want to open a can of worms, now people just think you are a horseshit liar, and when questioned about an outrageous claim to fame, cannot prove it. Message boards are about credibility, and outrageous claims like "Im a scout, I used to play minor league ball" are pretty far out there. Message boards are for like.....what was it? "Pointdexters" who wear "horn rimmed glasses" like myself, or so you say.[/quote']

 

Since we are stereotyping... as for your claim of being a Boston cop and having a radar gun.... I guess I should read that as one of two things..

 

A. You ARE a Boston Cop and due to your lack of hand-eye coordination and a 2-inch pop-cock-- you chose this profession to actually have some authority and be able to bust down the athletes you idolized....and have some shot at flexing that authority to actually get laid by making hookers have sex with you to beat solicitation beefs?

 

B. You are not a Boston cop but actually a Quincy Janitor who cleans urinal goatees while listening to the MP3 player he lifted out of some middle-schoolers locker...and the gun you have, which lays in it's leather holster...err...toolbelt, is actually an air-powered staple gun... Way to work Schneider! http://www.vincekeenan.com/uploaded_images/harrington-725920.jpg

[SCM33]

Since we are stereotyping... as for your claim of being a Boston cop and having a radar gun.... I guess I should read that as one of two things..

 

A. You ARE a Boston Cop and due to your lack of hand-eye coordination and a 2-inch pop-cock-- you chose this profession to actually have some authority and be able to bust down the athletes you idolized....and have some shot at flexing that authority to actually get laid by making hookers have sex with you to beat solicitation beefs?

 

B. You are not a Boston cop but actually a Quincy Janitor who cleans urinal goatees while listening to the MP3 player he lifted out of some middle-schoolers locker...and the gun you have, which lays in it's leather holster...err...toolbelt, is actually an air-powered staple gun... Way to work Schneider!

Ahh ..so now I get to punk a Boston cop! This gets better and better. Needless to say I will ask you to meet me somewhere and you will not see my car, nor my plate. Boston cops and MASS Troopers are not to be trusted...especially after they are embarrassed.

 

As for the radar gun, you can leave that in your cruiser tough guy.. I promise you the throbbing of your f***ing hand will give you an accurate reading..that is if you get your glove up in time.

 

Ok, but lets get back to the original point, where you have wavered from since you are obviously taking this to a personal level by insulting a member of the law enforcement community rather than just defending yourself. Rather you pawn off your claims by insulting people, because that is the easier, lazier way of dealing with someone calling your bluff.

 

Where is your proof besides the s*** talking and random claims of throbbing my hand.

 

BTW, Im neither a Boston Cop (white, irish kids arent so lucky) or a trooper (there has been a hiring freeze for 5 years now). I also find it humorous you insult any type of police force, since they are the first person one calls when they cant handle the little stuff themselves. Especially......yours and my favorite......fraud. You wouldnt know anything about that would ya? Mr. big shot minor league baseball catcher who throws 87 mph and is famous for the throbbing hand syndrome.

[SCM33]

Wait' date=' you're an oinker? Booooo!!!!!!![/quote']

 

I didnt think this was a surprise, but sorry If it is haha.

[JimEdHOF2009]

I didnt think this was a surprise' date=' but sorry If it is haha.[/quote']

 

And hey...as for your service to the community..I applaud you, if you are in fact a cop. I too know what it is-- to serve.. I have served you in this thread.. I served my wife divorce papers..ahh, I jest and digress...

 

In all seriousness, after my truncated baseball career was over, I did not disclose my injury to Boston MEPS and headed to Parris, Island. 3rd Battalion platoon 3074 and proceded to serve my 4 years in the USMC. I spent 1 year in 29 Palms, and 2 in El Toro , CA before it closed down. I got my DD214 discharge papers at MCAS Miramar.. While in, I played 2 years on All-Marine Softball team... This is fact.

 

as an aside.. I am quite sure my training was a bit more rigorous than yours.. tough guy. You started with the personal insults and name calling-- chief.

[SCM33]

And hey...as for your service to the community..I applaud you' date=' if you are in fact a cop. I too know what it is-- to serve.. I have [b']served[/b] you in this thread.. I served my wife divorce papers..ahh, I jest and digress...

 

In all seriousness after my truncated baseball career was over I did not disclose my injury to Boston MEPS and headed to Parris, Island. 3rd Battalion platoon 3074 Seniro Drill Instructor SSGT. Schnering and proceded to serve my 4 years in the USMC. I spent 1 year in 29 Palms, and 2 in El Toro , CA before it closed down. I got my DD214 discharge papers at MCAS Miramar.. While in, I played 2 years on All-Marine Softball team... This is fact.

 

as an aside.. I am quite sure my training was a bit more rigorous than yours.. tough guy. You started with the personal insults and name calling-- chief.

 

Again, throwing random s*** against the wall to see what sticks.

 

So you lied to the united states marine core? You sound like an honorable man.

 

The word I use for people like you is "topper". You have to top everything. Who f***ing cares about anything you just posted. Who said anything about military? Who said anything about training.....you are right, I am not a cop, I am a security guard. I make 9 bucks an hour. You are right, I am a liar.....I am a quincy janitor and I scrub toilets. What does that matter? How do you use that as an argument that you played professional baseball?

 

You claimed you were a professional baseball player, on a baseball forum with knowledgeable baseball followers.

 

Again, back to the original point.......prove you played.

[BSN07]

Great' date=' Ill even supply the radar gun from my cruiser....free of charge.[/quote']

 

Any chance you actually leave him in the cruiser?

[JimEdHOF2009]

Again, throwing random s*** against the wall to see what sticks.

 

So you lied to the united states marine core? You sound like an honorable man.

 

The word I use for people like you is "topper". You have to top everything. Who f***ing cares about anything you just posted. Who said anything about military? Who said anything about training.....you are right, I am not a cop, I am a security guard. I make 9 bucks an hour. You are right, I am a liar.....I am a quincy janitor and I scrub toilets. What does that matter? How do you use that as an argument that you played professional baseball?

 

You claimed you were a professional baseball player, on a baseball forum with knowledgeable baseball followers.

 

Again, back to the original point.......prove you played.

 

I did..my word is proof enough. Who the f*** brags about MINOR league baseball? Believe me..anyone who knows me-- knows I view my baseball career as a FAILURE... But, I do know a thing or two about actually playing the game...and this is where this started. I have no reason to carry this on further..you think I am topper..good for you.. As you say..you are right..I lied about everything.. Honestly..I am sick of this.. I am done.. you win.

[BSN07]

Ahh ..so now I get to punk a Boston cop! This gets better and better. Needless to say I will ask you to meet me somewhere and you will not see my car, nor my plate. Boston cops and MASS Troopers are not to be trusted...especially after they are embarrassed.

 

As for the radar gun, you can leave that in your cruiser tough guy.. I promise you the throbbing of your f***ing hand will give you an accurate reading..that is if you get your glove up in time.

 

Forgive me if I don't think 87MPH is that impressive. I have a bad shoulder that will need surgery eventually, and I can still hit 84MPH.

 

While my top girl SB pitcher can hit 74MPH(underhand)

 

While our top mens pitcher gets clocked at 80MPH(underhand).

 

 

 

Seriously, does everything have to turn into a pissing contest?

[JimEdHOF2009]

Any chance you actually leave him in the cruiser?

 

If you are inferring that he is going to get me in a cruiser..lol..he better have a gun....and he better pack a big f***ing lunch.

[JimEdHOF2009]

87MPH is not that impressive. One of my girls throws 74MPH underhand. And I gurantee she is 10X harder to hit then anything you could muster.

 

 

 

Seriously, does everything have to turn into a pissing contest?

 

I agree 87 is not THAT impressive(for a pitcher)...and the funny thing is..pitching, I couldn't throw consistent strikes, I had horrible mechanics.. But snapping a throw from my ear...with no windup..from 120 feet..it just clicked.

 

No, I am done.. I stated I played..and I did.. he didn't believe me and started this entire thing with his colorful depiction of what HE believes I really do... I just finish things... I have smacked him around enough for tonight.

 

This really should be moved to a smack forum..some of it was pretty funny.

 

Is it me...or is this the busiest this board has been since HotStove started? How many times has the server crashed tonight?

[SCM33]

Why do you keep editing your posts?

 

BTW 3rd Battalion platoon 3074 was in the year of 1978, so again I call your bluff.

 

The fact that you edited your post and took out much of the original post also makes me want to call your bluff about that.

 

El toro closed in 1999, so according to those numbers, you served in 1978 til 1999....at the very least you managed to serve almost 20 years in the marines, all while being a minor league baseball player?

 

What is a seniro drill instructor? They are called Senior Drill instructors, did you copy and paste from a spanish website?

 

You went from minor league baseball player, to marine softball player, to professional scout?

 

 

Is anything you say truth?

[JimEdHOF2009]

Why do you keep editing your posts?

 

BTW 3rd Battalion platoon 3074 was in the year of 1978, so again I call your bluff.

 

The fact that you edited your post and took out much of the original post also makes me want to call your bluff about that.

 

El toro closed in 1999, so according to those numbers, you served in 1978 til 1999....at the very least you managed to serve almost 20 years in the marines, all while being a minor league baseball player?

 

What is a seniro drill instructor? They are called Senior Drill instructors, did you copy and paste from a spanish website?

 

You went from minor league baseball player, to marine softball player, to professional scout?

 

 

Is anything you say truth?

 

1995-1999 sport. I was in 3rd Battalion...Platoon #3074. I just edited my Senior DI's name out..no need for names..but you caught it anyway. seniro drill instructor? It is called typo f***wad. That little PRETEND bootcamp the cops go through is a joke. I have no clue on earth where you got 1978? 1st Battalion's numbers start with a 1..2nd...with a 2..and so on.. I think the 74 on the end is the # of platoon in terms of the order in which it was begun that calendar year..eg the 1st platoon would be either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd battalion ..1001, 2001, 3001.. Honestly, you really have no clue what the f*** you are talking about. I bet you GOOGLED 3rd Battalion 3074! HAHAHAz! You fuggin idiot! HAHAHA! OH YES!!! Wait, could you actually be this stupid? Oh s***, you are too f***ing stupid to live!!!!...You should literally-- be put to sleep..Captain Caveman! Of course there was a 3074 in 1978! I assume every year there are at least 74 platoons! Oh man you are a f***ing dullard!

 

And YES, everything I have said is 100% accurate.. unless I was wrong about you.

 

Besides being to stupid to f***ing breathe... you are a fuggin liar to boot...saying I edited everything out of my post...a name bitch..one fuggin name is all I omitted. Does your head hurt when trying to concoct such utter malarkey you simple-twit?

[SCM33]

1995-1999 sport. I was in 3rd Battalion...Platoon #3074. I just edited my Senior DI's name out..no need for names..but you caught it anyway. It is called typo f***wad. That little PRETEND bootcamp the cops go through is a joke.

 

Yeah, lets just write just about everything you said tonight as a typo....

 

 

Im sure it is a joke, but at least I went through it instead of posting random crap that isnt true.

 

Again......for the 4th time, what does this matter towards your original point.

 

I am nothing. I am a 6 year old kid. I dont have a job. I never went through an academy. I never served. I am a janitor. I am jsut a dumb mass cop. I am nothing I said I was. This is a baseball forum, that shouldnt matter.

 

Back to the original point.

 

Prove you played minor league baseball, the reason its so important is the fact you made it a point to post your skills and the fact you are a scout.

 

actually, forget it........if you want to post it......

 

 

then my secret identity comes out.......I am Dustin Pedroia. I am the man. I am ROY and MVP.....

 

How is that any different?

[BSN07]

I agree 87 is not THAT impressive(for a pitcher)...and the funny thing is..pitching, I couldn't throw consistent strikes, I had horrible mechanics.. But snapping a throw from my ear...with no windup..from 120 feet..it just clicked.

 

No, I am done.. I stated I played..and I did.. he didn't believe me and started this entire thing with his colorful depiction of what HE believes I really do... I just finish things... I have smacked him around enough for tonight.

 

This really should be moved to a smack forum..some of it was pretty funny.

 

Is it me...or is this the busiest this board has been since HotStove started? How many times has the server crashed tonight?

 

We can consider this for just about every thread you have contributed in.

[SCM33]

1995-1999 sport. I was in 3rd Battalion...Platoon #3074. I just edited my Senior DI's name out..no need for names..but you caught it anyway. seniro drill instructor? It is called typo f***wad. That little PRETEND bootcamp the cops go through is a joke. I have no clue on earth where you got 1978? 1st Battalion's numbers start with a 1..2nd...with a 2..and so on.. I think the 74 on the end is the # of platoon in terms of the order in with which it was begun that calendar year..eg the 1st platoon would be either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd battalion ..1001, 2001, 3001.. Honestly, you really have no clue what the f*** you are talking about. I bet you GOOGLED 3rd Battalion 3074! HAHAHAz! You fuggin idiot! HAHAHA! OH YES!!! Wait, could you actually be this stupid? Oh s***, you are..too f***ing stupid to live...you should literally be put to sleep..Captain Caveman! Of course there was a 3074 in 1978! I assume every year there are at least 74 platoons! Oh man you are a f***ing dullard!

 

And YES, everything I have said is 100% accurate.. unless I was wrong about you.

 

 

 

After this amazing post, responded with such eloquence, and such intelligent thinking, I have no response. Your baffling response speaks for itself. When wrong, resort to name calling and humiliation on a baseball forum. I am insulted to the point it hurts so bad I just might break my keyboard in the same way you violently hit yours typing up a truly demeaning post. The old sticks and stones rumor is really not true, your words have really touched, and hurt me in a way i can never explain. I will now go away and hide in the shadows of your military training and 87 MPH humdingers to second base.

 

 

Goodnite my worst nightmare....

[BSN07]

Glad to see you 2 keeping it civil:lol:

[JimEdHOF2009]

After this amazing post, responded with such eloquence, and such intelligent thinking, I have no response. Your baffling response speaks for itself. When wrong, resort to name calling and humiliation on a baseball forum. I am insulted to the point it hurts so bad I just might break my keyboard in the same way you violently hit yours typing up a truly demeaning post. The old sticks and stones rumor is really not true, your words have really touched, and hurt me in a way i can never explain. I will now go away and hide in the shadows of your military training and 87 MPH humdingers to second base.

 

 

Goodnite my worst nightmare....

 

Translation..."I just stepped on my own dick... He caught me..damn I really looked dumb there...I googled a f***ing platoon and came up with 1978! s***, I really thought I had him.... Now everyone knows I am full of s***.."

 

Thanks for proving every point I made. All I did was tell the truth..you tried to make s*** up... Nice try sport. Don't feel bad...I have beaten much better than you.

[SCM33]

Translation..."I just stepped on my own dick... He caught me..damn I really looked dumb there...I googled a f***ing platoon and came up with 1978! s***, I really thought I had him.... Now everyone knows it is I-- who am full of s***.."

 

Thanks for proving every point I made. All I did was tell the truth..you tried to make s*** up... Nice try sport. Don't feel bad...I have beaten much better than you.

 

Yup, really laid a whipping in to me. Lets just wait for others to read the whole conversation to weigh in though k?

 

Are you done yet?

 

Or are you still editing EVERY single post you made towards me tonight?

[JimEdHOF2009]

Yup, really laid a whipping in to me. Lets just wait for others to read the whole conversation to weigh in though k?

 

Are you done yet?

 

Or are you still editing EVERY single post you made towards me tonight?

 

I am having trouble sleeping... could you GOOGLE me a good sleeping pill!:harhar:

 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&fkt=2287&fsdt=9721&q=3rd+battalion+platoon+3074&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

 

^^^There is the link old "Sweet-Chin McGoogle" used to find out I wasn't in platoon 3074! Oh man! This is just too fuggin funny! Signature Worthy...s*** this should be everyone's mandatory sig. Easily the biggest BB blunder I have ever had the privilege to see.

[BSN07]

The question you should be asking is, is there really true victory in "beating" someone on a message board?

 

When you "get" this Jim, I think you could become a valuable member of the community here. If you don't "get it", I guess the rest of us will have to watch our step, and try to avoid the verbal turds being left around.

[SCM33]

I am having trouble sleeping... could you GOOGLE me a good sleeping pill!:harhar:

 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&fkt=2287&fsdt=9721&q=3rd+battalion+platoon+3074&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

 

^^^There is the link old "Sweet-Chin McGoogle" used to find out I wasn't in platoon 3074! Oh man! This is just too fuggin funny! Signature Worthy...s*** this should be everyone's mandatory sig. Easily the biggest BB blunder I have ever had the privilege to see.

 

"Marines" talk like this? What an embarrassment to our country.

[JimEdHOF2009]

"Marines" talk like this? What an embarrassment to our country.

 

OMG...not even close. That sig of yours is all true. It isn't funny in the least.. Now my sig..that is a National TREASURE..and I owe it all to you! I had to lop-off Jacksonian-Crotch and his "Cano is better than Lugo" gem just to fit your inane banter into my sig... Although I will miss seeing Jax's stupid-blathering... Your brain-queef will go down as the all-time great self-fisting this site has and WILL ever see.. Thank you sooo much Sweet-Chin McGoogle 33!

[BSN07]

Adam Melhuse signing with Texas could be a signal that Taylor Teagarden or Jarrod Saltalamacchia are en route to the Red Sox. Cafardo cautions that's probably not the case since the Rangers have not come down on their asking price of Clay Buchholz

 

Anyone think the Sox sign Tek and still make a trade?

 

 

They could put Bard in AAA, or trade him/release him. I guess Kott and Brown could be trade canidates as well.

[italstallianion]

Translation..."I just stepped on my own dick... He caught me..damn I really looked dumb there...I googled a f***ing platoon and came up with 1978! s***' date=' I really thought I had him.... Now everyone knows I am full of s***.."[/i']

 

Thanks for proving every point I made. All I did was tell the truth..you tried to make s*** up... Nice try sport. Don't feel bad...I have beaten much better than you.

 

 

 

Just for the record, saying "translation" and trying to translate your opponents words into a half-assed dialogue that supports your argument isn't cool. I mean it's one thing to be an online bully and think you're cool by harassing people on an online message board...but saying "translation" and deliberately misreading the other person's responses for effect just isn't cool...it's not kosher dude...

[CrespoBlows]

Anyone think the Sox sign Tek and still make a trade?

 

 

They could put Bard in AAA, or trade him/release him. I guess Kptt and Brown could be trade canidates as well.

 

Adam Melhuse signing with Texas could be a signal that Taylor Teagarden or Jarrod Saltalamacchia are en route to the Red Sox. Cafardo cautions that's probably not the case since the Rangers have not come down on their asking price of Clay Buchholz

 

Who the f*** came up with this idea? I mean, who seriously f***ing believes that Adam Melhuse, is the key to a trade for Saltalamacchia?

 

How the f*** do some of these people have jobs? And how the f*** did you read this, and think, "WOW, ADAM MELHUSE!!! NOW WE MITE MAKE A TRADE!!"

 

I take it back. Now I know exactly how this guy has a job.

[CrespoBlows]

OMG...not even close. That sig of yours is all true. It isn't funny in the least.. Now my sig..that is a National TREASURE..and I owe it all to you! I had to lop-off Jacksonian-Crotch and his "Cano is better than Lugo" gem just to fit your inane banter into my sig... Although I will miss seeing Jax's stupid-blathering... Your brain-queef will go down as the all-time great self-fisting this site has and WILL ever see.. Thank you sooo much Sweet-Chin McGoogle 33!

 

King Pyrrhus would be proud of you.

[BSN07]

Who the f*** came up with this idea? I mean, who seriously f***ing believes that Adam Melhuse, is the key to a trade for Saltalamacchia?

 

How the f*** do some of these people have jobs? And how the f*** did you read this, and think, "WOW, ADAM MELHUSE!!! NOW WE MITE MAKE A TRADE!!"

 

I take it back. Now I know exactly how this guy has a job.

 

 

Well the word so far out of Texas is that Salty and Teagarden are going to platoon. But know with the signing of a veteran Catcher, Texas might be more willing to deal one of the Young catchers.

 

I agree it's a stretch that the signing is a signal that Texas is willing to deal, but I thought it was interesting.