6/11 - The O's Don't Have a Chance

[ORS]

No gamethread yet? I'll be your Huckleberry.

 

Tonight we summon the spirit of the baddest Bart who ever lived, Black Bart Roberts.

 

http://www.cindyvallar.com/Blackbart.jpeg

 

Bartolo Colon vs. some chump

 

Lineup

 

Ellsbury - LF

Pedroia - 2B

Drew - RF

Manny - DH

Lowell - 3B

Youk - 1B

Varitek - C

Crisp - CF

Lugo - SS

 

A'hoy, matey. Once more into the breach....

[yeszir]

Look for me guys, ill be the naked streaker with TALKSOX written on my ass

[ORS]

JD Drew, is better than you, Mr Olson.

[ORS]

Jason Varitek, just whiplashed your neck, Mr Olson.

[redsoxrules]

f***, colon gets hit in the hand, stays in the game bug he seems to have lost a little of his velocity

[redsoxrules]

f***ing luke scott

[Youk Of The Nation]

f*** you Luke f***ing Scott

[ORS]

WTF? Luke Scott is the new Catalanotto.

[ORS]

Given his girth, I was surprised at how quick and nimble he looked getting to the bag.

[redsoxrules]

good outing so far by colon

[ORS]

LOL

 

Now Chase Wright this bitch.

[Jayhawk Bill]

You know, this has been a pleasantly boring game.

 

ORS, you have pleasantly boring mojo.

[redsoxrules]

another great catch by drew

[Youk Of The Nation]

Remy is right, Drew makes it look so easy.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Dear Red Sox pitchers,

 

Freddie Bynum, Adam Jones and Luke Scott are supremely mediocre utility players. Stop letting them get hits.

 

Sincerely,

 

Me

[ORS]

You know, this has been a pleasantly boring game.

 

ORS, you have pleasantly boring mojo.

Glad to please.

 

I'll take another 94 games like this one.

[das11209]

Can Timlin f*** this up - I say yes.

[ORS]

Can he? Yes, but that would require another f*** up by the manager allowing him to do so.

[das11209]

Guess Tito learnt his lesson - Paps in the game.

[ORS]

Thanks, midget.

[Jayhawk Bill]

Can he? Yes' date=' but that would require another f*** up by the manager allowing him to do so.[/quote']

 

Hmmm...tying run at the plate, Papelbon coming in.

 

Does this count as a "another f*** up" by Terry Francona? :dunno:

[a700hitter]

Thanks' date=' midget.[/quote']I hope he doesn't let his offensive slump affect his fielding.

[ORS]

He's late. Don't mess with the split, come inside and blow him away.

[a700hitter]

Thanks Papelbon. Cue that Dirtywater

[das11209]

Game over - I would have preferred to get the win without all the 9th innings drama - whatever.

[ORS]

Ok, I take that back if you are going to have the split fall off the table.

[yeszir]

Well, thanks Timlin for making it interesting.

[TheKilo]

JD Drew is unstoppable.

[YAZMAN]

Well' date=' thanks Timlin for making it interesting.[/quote']

 

He got a tough break. The leadoff hitter took a great pitch down the rightfield line on a s*** swing after several good pitches. The next double was a s*** fly ball into the bottom of the wall. Pedroia's error then cost him bigtime, at which point (arguably the fourth out) he lost it.

[yeszir]

He got a tough break. The leadoff hitter took a great pitch down the rightfield line on a s*** swing after several good pitches. The next double was a s*** fly ball into the bottom of the wall. Pedroia's error then cost him bigtime' date=' at which point (arguably the fourth out) he lost it.[/quote']

I still blame him

 

It was good to see Papelbon come in even though I was pissed that we had to see him come in.