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They threw it back onto the field.

 

 

Good enough. Maybe hell keep it as a souvenir. Then one day at his house while hes stoking the fire, itll fall off of the mantle and conk him. Hell rub his head and go 'ow'. Then a few months later hell walk in on his wife cheating on him with Grady Sizemore because Aaron is a pathetic pansy with no sex drive, and hell be so stunned that the swollen vessel from the ball hitting him will explode, and his wife and teammate will continue to defile his waterbed as he lies in the doorway bleeding from the eye sockets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, y'know, he could just trip over it.

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We need one measly run to tie this game... come on Millar

 

EDIT: Also, if I see Alan Embree enter this game tied or 1-run dif, I am going to hurl.

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We need one measly run to tie this game... come on Millar

 

EDIT: Also, if I see Alan Embree enter this game tied or 1-run dif, I am going to hurl.

 

 

Im with you on that. Meaning Ill hurl, too. As in a brick at him.

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payton is batting 345 for month of june, and he was behind the comeback win of last weeks game, so im a fan of him--who knows maybe schmidt will be available by years end, just not sure yet what to think when miller starts
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i didnt know millar could stretch like that. i bet hes hurtin now. poor guy. it woulda been an excellent play if the dude was out tho, oh well...
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