ban the chumps

[Sox fan in Tex]

It's called cheating dum-dum.

 

Dum-dum? *snicker* Reminds me of.... wait, is this you sara?

http://www.fearofmidgets.com/images/macros/owned-yourethehomo.jpg

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[ahhchon]

now c'mon, lets play nice. insult with constructive arguements that rip apart the other persons post, not with pictures that make me crack up. ;-)

 

john

[Sox fan in Tex]

One LAST picture so I don't overload this site....thought this one was great and since sara is a female we would re-enact sara's first day here...

 

http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~arahman1/attnwhore.gif

[ahhchon]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

sara is a girl????????????????? i thought so at first too, then i though, nahh, she's never signed her posts by sara and i figured it was for saratosa.

 

OH MY GOD. i just wasted time in my life arguing with a girl. if i knew sarasox was a friggan girl i would have NEVER gotten into it. wow.

 

i should have smelled the V-factor from a friggan mile away.

 

john

[sarasoxfan]

The v-factor you are smelling is coming from between your legs, stud.

 

I aint a chick, the name is from the sarasota red sox.who are known as the sarasox..moron..

 

but if I was I would definitely stay away from a pimple faced steroid taking pot smoking, drunk loser like you.

In other news--finally some good news...

 

Bonds might be out for the season!!!!

 

I say good riiddance, and am glad for hank aaron.

 

and after hearing him whine and complain, I say hopefully he's done completely.

[sarasoxfan]

and you Tex--

 

Based on your previous posts about Massachussetts and bush, I get the feeling you have a gender identity problem that' probably needs to be resolved surgically.

 

Hopefully with a lethal injection...

[sarasoxfan]

great article from the world famous new york post:

 

TIME FOR HIM TO LEAVE FOR GOOD

 

 

March 23, 2005 -- ALBUQUERQUE — Barry Bonds has a chance to do something right for a change. He has an opportunity to slap a Band-Aid on top of his reputation, which has been gushing blood for months. It is the only thing to do, really, now that he's teased us like this.

Maybe he can even borrow the exit line from his godfather, Willie Mays:

 

"Barry, it's time to say goodbye to America."

 

Maybe if Bonds retires now, America will forgive — and forget. Forgive him for dripping sanctimony all across this spring, as if someone had broken and entered his home. Forgive him for insulting our intelligence for over a year, from the moment this man who values his body above all else tried to pass as legitimate testimony the notion he had no idea what he was ingesting.

 

And forget the fact he tried to overtake Hank Aaron with a little help from a needle. If he departs now, and leaves Aaron alone, maybe he can enjoy something Mark McGwire never will: penance.

 

Bonds allowed us to think about that delectable possibility yesterday when he chatted with reporters in Arizona and expressed frustration that his surgically repaired right knee might not be able to get him back to the Giants much before the middle of this year, if not the start of next year.

 

"Right now I'm just going to try to rehab myself to get back to, I don't know, hopefully next season, hopefully the middle of the season. I don't know," Bonds said yesterday after meeting with Giants trainer Stan Conte for 90 minutes. "Right now I'm just going to take things slow. I feel bad for [my teammates] because I want to be out there for them.

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm 40 years old, not 20, 30."

 

Bonds should take his time away to reflect on all the damage he's inflicted on himself and on a game that has made him wildly rich and famous. He should understand that nobody in baseball wants him to break Aaron's record, not now, not after he's been exposed as a fraud and a liar, not after all the hate mail and death threats Aaron had to endure on his way to 755 home runs, every one of them collected with clean blood and honestly earned muscle.

 

Bonds won't, though, if for no other reason than that would give the scoundrels in the press too much glee, too much satisfaction. Even yesterday, Bonds refused to pass on a teed-up opportunity to take a few more whacks at the media, probably figuring that's as close as he'll get to a batting-cage fastball for a while.

 

"You guys [in the media] wanted to hurt me bad enough, and you finally got there. You wanted me to jump off the bridge, I finally have jumped," he said. "You wanted to bring me down, you've finally brought me and my family down. Finally done it. From everybody, all of you. So now go pick a different person. I'm done."

 

To the end, he is America's victim, craning his neck to blame everyone else in the room, looking all around for the loudest slanderers when in reality all he's ever needed to do is look in the mirror and have a glance at his own enormous head.

 

Listening to Bonds expound on life really had grown terribly tiresome even before this steroids morass he helped fuel; now it's like listening to Lenny Bruce at the end, reading from his court transcripts on stage and obscuring everything he once had been.

 

Bonds is wrong. We don't want him to jump off a bridge, just off this surreal stage he's built for himself thanks to the path he's chosen to pursue. He can still rescue himself and what remains of his standing on the all-time pantheon of baseball greats. He can recuse himself. He can remove himself. He can turn this half-season or full-season break into something permanent.

 

Barry, it's time to say goodbye to America.

[ahhchon]

The v-factor you are smelling is coming from between your legs, stud.

 

I aint a chick, the name is from the sarasota red sox.who are known as the sarasox..moron..

 

but if I was I would definitely stay away from a pimple faced steroid taking pot smoking, drunk loser like you.

In other news--finally some good news...

 

Bonds might be out for the season!!!!

 

I say good riiddance, and am glad for hank aaron.

 

and after hearing him whine and complain, I say hopefully he's done completely.

 

first off: chill out man, the world is not against you. s***, we have a few arguements here and there but i take none of it seriously and have nothing against you. who honestly has a grudge over someone online? damn..

 

secondly: i never said you were a girl, in fact if you read my post (key word, read), you would have noticed that i said exactly what your name really was.

 

lastly: stop making these absurd judgements on me. everyone lives their own lives their own way. if i wanted to take steriods, smoke pot and drink everyday i would. but i don't. i have never taken steroids, i have gotten drunk twice since september and smoked pot a total of 4 times. to some people that is a lot, but to me it was all done in moderation with friends of mine. you might not be a girl but your post sure make it hard for us to believe, take a chill pill.

 

john

[RedSoxRooter]

take a chill pill.

Ahh, you graduated from drinking to pot smoking. Now you're into chill pills? Where does it end? :dunno:

[Sox fan in Tex]

and you Tex--

 

Based on your previous posts about Massachussetts and bush, I get the feeling you have a gender identity problem that' probably needs to be resolved surgically.

 

Hopefully with a lethal injection...

 

1/2 the posts on the board are made by you....I'm waiting to see one that makes sense. P.S. You forgot to call me a dumb-dumb and tell me to take a chill pill.

[sarasoxfan]

there is no to the madness with john.

 

I gather Barry has been hitting some home runs out side of the ball park, as well.

His bimbo has accused him of funneling funds he made at card shows and things to buy her a house..

 

Didnt pete rose go to jail for doing that...

 

I thought bringing his kid to the press coinference was classless.

[CrespoBlows]

there is no to the madness with john.

 

I gather Barry has been hitting some home runs out side of the ball park, as well.

His bimbo has accused him of funneling funds he made at card shows and things to buy her a house..

 

Didnt pete rose go to jail for doing that...

 

I thought bringing his kid to the press coinference was classless.

 

Bonds could go to jail, but I don't know if this bitch was looking to make some money of Bonds and a book (a la Jose Canseco)

 

He has to be found guilty of falsely filling taxes, which I don't think he did. (why the f*** would he)