How Did You Help The Sox Win?

[Beaneater]

I don't believe in superstition or curses or whatever, but it might be fun to catalog the things that we "did" to "help" the Red Sox win the World Series, knowing all the while that nothing we did actually made a Fig Newton's difference to how the Sox played on the field.

 

The Sox needed no supernatural help to win the ALDS, but when we were in an 0-3 hole in the ALCS, it seemed appropriate to take drastic action. So in the spirit of a true witch doctor, I examined my behavior to see how I might have contributed to the 3 losses. What had I done in common for all three games? The answer was simple. I had had a beer during each game. So I decided to ax the beer.

 

Final results?

 

ALCS and WS games when Beaneater had a beer: Sox were 0-3.

ALCS and WS games when Beaneater had no beer: Sox were 8-0.

 

The results are clear, indisputable, and convincing .

 

So what did you do to spur the Sox to victory?

[yeszir]

By making this website. Every time I make a sox related website, THE SOX WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!

[RedSoxRooter]

Pizza - and I'll tell you all about it in the morning.

[Beaneater]

Originally posted by yeszir@Oct 28 2004, 12:17 AM

By making this website. Every time I make a sox related website, THE SOX WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!

You're right -- that is shockingly effective. Nice work! :thumbsup:

[yeszir]

Originally posted by RedSoxRooter@Oct 28 2004, 01:17 AM

Pizza - and I'll tell you all about it in the morning.

It is the morning. Tell.

[YanksHater213]

Sitting there, and watching them... what more could I do.

[Beaneater]

Just to clarify, I think it's safe to re-commence beer consumption now. If you're over 21, of course, and in moderation. But I the the metaphysical danger is over.

[derekn]

4 months ago, I registered bosoxfan.org as a domain. I wanted to have an email address with bosox in it. I haven't done anything with it because I was going to wait until they won to setup my email address account.

 

Did this really happen? Are we all dreaming? Stuck in some time alternate universe where your dreams come true?

 

OK it did.....