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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    SOX FO should sit JD for the rest of this season. His value declines following every game he plays. If he continues to play, the SOX may have to eat his entire remaining salary to get rid of him.
  2. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    That I'm watching this meaningless SOX/Yankem game should tell you all you need to know about how I feel regarding NFL football, NBA basketball and golf.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I love it. Chavis owns 'Little Eva.' "Do the loco-motion with me."
  4. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Garcia isn't fooling anyone except those who believe he's 'Little Pedro.'
  5. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Some can call this Yankem pitcher "Little Pedro" just like I can call Chaviz "Little Judge."
  6. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    They mailed that one in, but because the mail has been intentionally slowed down, it won't arrive until today.
  7. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    You do realize this is a SOX forum. What makes you think a SOX fan gives a shite about Happ? Btw, what makes you think at all?
  8. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    When an inept POS umpire like Carlos Torres can keep his job, it just exposes how strong the umpires' union is and how they don't give a crap about the quality of the umpiring in MLB. They're still pissed about when they went on strike and were replaced by scabs. And in many cases the scabs were better than the union umps they replaced.
  9. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Damage control. SOX team ERA shouldn't be affected if they hold the Yankems to 7 runs.
  10. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    It's A HAPPening--The Magic Mushrooms A psychedelic song from 1966.
  11. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Paper bags should be placed over the cutouts' heads.
  12. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Is there anything as s***** as the year 2020? The SOX come close.
  13. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    And damn you, Sonny Jurgenson, for making me a Skins' fan. I know their new moniker is FOOTBALL TEAM. How original.
  14. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Which reminds me; damn you, Bobby Orr, for making me a BRUINS fan.
  15. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I envy you your access to NESN. Even when the SOX suck, there's always the BRUINS to look forward to.
  16. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Trivia question: What do you get when you combine weak hitting with bad pitching and bad defense? Any negative type answer will be accepted as correct.
  17. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    "1-2-3; it's easy, it's so easy"
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Only we misguided fans carry on the tradition of true hate.
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    That was a knucklehead play by Penishead.
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    What rivalry? When a SOX player helps a Yankem player to his feet after tagging him at 2nd. The dislike these two teams had for each other ended a long time ago.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    "1-2-3; like taking candy from a baby."
  22. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    It's unanimous. When polled, most rodeo riders all over the country said they would choose the bulls in the SOX BP to ride over any other bulls.
  23. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Mazzarotten. Zero to many runs in no time flat.
  24. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Hey, Penis Head, put a condom on it.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    If I was a Yankem fan, life would be great having YES. Damn you, Ted Williams, for making me a SOX fan.
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